Uma usebenzisa umuthi, uboke umemeze imali nomsebenzi, uyekele amagama abantu!
Awuthi ngilale, sengikhulume kakhulu today.
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Pastor at church says we are images of God. After few minutes he sings ‘akekho ofana naye😂😂😂😂’
Night🛌😴
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Losisi utsi di man uphe umtwana omuhle
Kodwa yena hayii jooh ubuhlungu lomuntu (mubi)
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Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.
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Ifike indoda yakho kokwenu isocela usawoti ngeloxesha icela nawr xayiphuma uzoyilandela
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UTHANDO LUYAFANA NOMSUZO WALUFOSTER UYAKAKA
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Ngahlangana nawe ugqoke i uniform Saturday😏😏😏
°° °° °°
Ngikuphonsa nge unprepared speech ye english
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Her: babe useThswaleni🍺?
Me: No✋ ngise Tarven…Utshwala buse Fridgini
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Sengikubambile, sengiyazi ukuthi uwena. Ur busy ulokhu uthi makhi_makhi (Makhelwane) kimi, kanti wazi kahle ulambela ezinkukhwini zami. Ngifuyile kodwa wena uyangintshontshela.Y ungasho ukuthi uyazithanda ngikusisele. Uyinkentshane imbungulu uqobo lwayo. Udla amandla ami lwabishi, doti…
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Mina angeke ngikhontrolwe yikhalenda, never! 🤚🏽
Futhi nje, happy Valentine’s Day bathandi bamahlaya esiZulu.
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Sisi wami ngenye imini ziyongena zilandelana kanje kini 🐄🐂🐄🐃 zizodla ummbila wakini, ngoba angazi anibiyi ngani
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Zulu paper 2 final Exam😁
1.2.
1.2.1 Wenzani uJobe?
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(Ube late eklasini ungene)
Teacher:yindaba u late?
Asande:ngyaxolisa Miss
Teacher:K ukhethani ngikubuze imibuzo ewu 5 elula noma owodwa onzima?
Asande:owodwa onzima
Teacher:K zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakheni?
Asande:1 500
Teacher:ukuthathaphi lokho?
Asande:Awu Miss sivumelane nombuzo owodwa lo wesbili uwuthathaphi?
Teacher:(quite)
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Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel?? 😤
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Welcome to South Africa
Yazi abantu bayakhuluma, uye emzini ufike kuyiskhathi sedinner bakuphakele ukutya nawe udle
Nkinga ila walinge nje wadla fast kuthiwa tjoooo ebeselambe kakhulu , udle kancane kuthiwa uyancakuza njenge Kati, fine kwenzek ukudla ungakuqedi baphinde bakhulume bath”wakushiya ucabanga ukuth kuzophindwe kudliwe wuban?” Usukuqedile ke baphinde bathi ubethwa yindlala.😂😂
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Ngizoza, serious-ke this time.”
Kusho lo muntu ombiza ngentombi yakho ekwenza islima okwesi-9.
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