Ngyavuma anginayo imali😒kodwa angiyithandanga indlela iATM iphushe ngakhona iCard lami😕💔
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Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”
Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”
Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔
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If awukho Bold and Beautiful in these Days of our Lives then awunaso Isidingo sokuba kule Generation because uzoxakeka kule Rythm City ubene Scandal ublame Uzalo lwakho,bheka manje Skeem Saam ufuna ukuzibulala we are not ready for Ashes to Ashes, if uyindoda syokungcwaba ngemva kweSibaya
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Uyazi adakwe umuntu aze anike uJesu i-nickname,
ambize “Mjeswana”
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Him :”I like you but you are in a relationship.”
Her : “Ngena ayilumi!!”
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Uthi uyetoilet uvel ufic umaskito udansa iwewe
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Ngthandana nesangoma, manje sisheshe singbambe noma ngsath ngicabanga ukusijolela
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“Okay! Okay! 1, 2, 3, go!”
Kusho indoda yakho e-salon bayifaka i-spirit. 🙄
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Uthi ushela intombi ihamba nengane yayo ivele iphendule kuqala ingane “Asambe mama mubi lona”
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Amaphara uma uwashaya awayisabi induku ngisho isibhamu kodwa uma uwathela ngamanzi yoh awabaleki umhlola
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He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,
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Umuntu akuphule inhliziyo uze ukhumbule leya sign esesangweni lakubo ethi bhasobha inja ubuye umnqondo ukuth kwakushiwo yena
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Umuntu abe nemona nenyama
yase mgcwaben ngathi kufe yena
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I called a taxi driver “Dude” and he responded, “ubiza baa ngoDudu wena mhlathi kanyoko?”.
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Yaz mara It’s painful being a side chick Shem😏:
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Palesa : Hi baby😊
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Sol : Sho chief zkhiphani ?😒
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Palesa :” just called to say I love you “.😊
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Sol: “Sho commander nawe uyazi sisonke 😒”
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Palesa: “ok Good night baby”😊
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Sol : “Viva comrade
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Labantu abane drama abantu abangakaze bezwa uMandela ekhuluma nge peace? 🙄😂
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