Ubani owake waya eMnambithi asichazele ukuthi kunambithwani ngempela?
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Whites: I’m not ready sir
Blacks: Ahhh faka Zero Meneer
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Hanging out with ppl who smoke weed,
nizothula 30 minutes wonke umuzwe esethi
“ey ngya kuzwa wena mft”
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Ukuthi unezingane wena uzele akusho ukuthi uyakwazi ukwenza isex. Uyakhohlwa ukuthi akuthathanga mizuzu mingaki ukuthi inkukhu ibeke iqanda.
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Mina: “Malume, you look worried ‘yazi.”
Malume: “Ngiyabonga mshana, kush’ukuthi ing’phethe kahle le Nivea.”
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My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions
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wish ipipi 🍆 liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction💳 uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of sperms💦deposited to Mbali’s account😂using dog style
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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.
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“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.
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“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”
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Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”
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Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.
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Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.
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Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”
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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi
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Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:👩💻besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:💔😾who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 😔
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Nqizwe bathi ama panty eLace are not for everyone ,
lezi ezinqa shavi kuba nqathi utshani obuvele ku pavement
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Kwathiwa esklleni asikhulume isngisi, uSakhile sukulonke belokhu ethi “wow”
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Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo
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`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision lapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!“
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Ipain yokujola neSlay Queen basishyel iHoot sihamba nawe
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NdinguManelisi Dubase wendaba zeSABC, eBhayi.
Wena ungubani?
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