Thina ngabanye mhlazane sazi isilungu siyophumla kwesomphafa, nginamanga yin?

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Yini kahle kahle okufunwa umuntu? Namhla uyatoytoya ngoba amaphoyisa akazibambi izigebengu. Kusasa uyatoytoya makukhishwe lezigebengu ezivalelwe izolo. Hey butcherman ngicela ungikalele amathambo ka R40.Hey!hey! moes amathamb’odwa lawa akunanyama

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Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi

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Sjava once told his mom kutsi”ngyosebenza Egoli Ngzokwakhela umuzi🏫 wakho😍
Jiki Jiki’angsakhoni ngikhumbul’ mah

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Deshethoni abelungu bakhale bonke namhlanje ngifika emithingini ngigqoke ujini wami obizayo obhalwe ukuthi “salt”.
😂😂😂

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Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you😍😍😍

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego😏🙄???

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Chiwengwa: Ekuhle ngekhaya
Tshuma: Ngubani ?
Chiwengwa: Vice President, Deputy Comander of Defence Force,Minister of War Vets , Retired General, Cde Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, singene.
Tshuma : liyangena ngaphi ngobunengi benu lobo 😭😭😭😭 hlalani phandle

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ave engabukeki umuntu omdala edla usimangothi (stick sweet) ungathi yisalukalukazi senkomo siququda ihleza,shiyani izinto zezingane bakwethu

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Kwi-assembly next week:
Ntuli: “Culani zingane zami.”
Someone: “Khabaribe baba!”
Crowd: “Fire!”

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Uyayazi IPain ye Woman on top yeNtombi ende ☝️
Ulula izandla🙌 engathi Iphara licela imali🤲
Uzama ukuthinta amabele ✋fakhi🤷‍♂️

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ithemba alibulali kubeliyabulala ngabe sengabamathambo mhlophe,
bolibeka nalapho lingekho khona

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Umuntu abhale i-post la kuFacebook athi: “Life though. 😥 💔”

Umbuze ukuthi kwenzenjani, athi: “Inbox please.”

Uma ufika ku-inbox, athi: “Let’s WhatsApp.”
Ku-WhatsApp athi: “Call me.”

Umfonele, athi: “Let’s meet.”
Uma nihlangana athi: “You won’t understand.”

Abantu abayeke insangu, nx! 😐 😥 😠

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Ngithe umcimbi ungo13h00 la kuzophuma khona izithebe.
Ngizosi thathaphi esakho njengoba ufika ngo 17h00.

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Teacher: ubani oshiphile
Student: uwen kanti ubungezwa yin kade udunusa

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