No guys, Iphi le ANC eyavotelwa abantu. Ngoba le ebusayo akuyona.
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Asikho isdingo sokuba single wedwa☝️
Ifak’Ring💍eyi-fake,mawubona💏izithandani ebeach✋Qondakuzo ufike uyilahle phansi🤷♂️uhambele
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Before Varsity: SANIBONANI…
😞😞😞
After Varsity: SONNY BOW NANNY…
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Nificane nomuntu wakho ebusuku nihambisane nixoxe umuzw esethi
“konje wawungekho emncwabeni wami”
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Mawunesikweletu somuntu omsabayo vele uyekubangani bakho ucele bakubulale athuyafika uzosifuna kuthiwe kade afa loyo, khona ezojala
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Nakhu uSipho uyaxoshwa emsebenzini bese ecabanga ukuvula ikhemesi nangempela ayivule aqashe abantu abawu2 ukuthi bamsize bese ebeka imithetho ukuthi “Mawulaphekile ukhokha uR1000 uma ungalaphekanga sikubuyisela uR5000 back” akubeke ngaphandle lokho njebhodi …. kuqhamuke iphoyisa lifunde langaphandle libone ukuthi iningi lemali angene ngaphakathi
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungayizwa I taste yokudla engikudlayo
DR: basebenzi ngicela ibhodlela number 22 lapho .. phuza lana
PHOYISA : aphuze ( arghhh ) ungiphuzisa umchamo lona
DR: khokha ndoda sewukwazi ukuzwa I taste manjr uzwile ukuthi ngumchamo lo(likhokhe iphoyisa ..libone ukuthi libhayizile libuye futhi ngakusasa )
PHOYISA: dokotela nginenkinga yokungakhumbuli ebingikudla izolo ngisize (imambane le iyayifuna lemali)
DR: basebenzi lethani lelo bhodlela unumber 22.
PHOYISA: cha cha cha aii leli bhodlela layizolo lomchamo.
DR: khokha ngoba sewukhumbula ukuthi bewudlani izolo(likhokhe iphoyisa libone ukuthi libhayizile futhi phela lemali liyayifuna libuye futhi)
PHOYISA: dokotela nginekinga yokungaboni emehlweni
DR: cha ngeke sikwazi ukukusiza lapho bamba naku uR5000 wakho besho bemnika uR50
PHOYISA: hawu engani ngu R50 njr loo
DR: khokha ngoba usuyabona ukuthi malini lee ……..iphoyisa lavele laqaleka
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Girlfriend idla 2 or 3 slices wesinkwa 🍞 isuthe.
Uyi-girlfriend noma unguMabhebeza?
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The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.
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What If iSoulMate Yakho uMlungu🤔? And Wena uBusy Nabantu Bakwa Chonco
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Her : Babe, Kunomsebenzi Ekhaya NgeWeekend
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Me : Ngenzenjani Ngilethe CV???
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Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.
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The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…💃💃
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali
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Webosisi ke ngizibuzele nje ngabe kumnandi yini uku bluetick(a) umuntu,nonke niyayenza lento kazi niyazi yini kubuhlungu kanjani ukwenziwa lonto magazine ngoba avenishesha ukukhala uma kwenziwa kini
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Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.
Phela nina ave niloya!
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Ukufunda incwadi phansi kwesihlahla kuhle, kodwa kubuhlungu kwisihlahla sikubona uphethe umngani waso ngesandla.
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Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.
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