Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.
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Abazali basifisela kutsi siphumelele
Kodwa thina s’phuma belele
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You Can’t Be Dating A Dj And Expect To Be Put On The Profile Pic ✋ ,
Uthi Ahlalephi Ama Event Poster ? 😡
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Ngenkathi uMiss Universe 👑 ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.
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USipho usesikolo….
u Teacher athi 1 minus 1 =…
uSipho kubemnyama kuye…
u Teacher athi Sipho ma ulegwinya elilodwa
ngingalithatha usala lani…
uSipho athi lamafutha ezandleni..
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Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA
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“Mhla waw’shiya mina, wawuthembeni na?” 🤔
Sekubuza ikhabishi ngoJanuary.
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Caroly: They catch me male Cow
Me : What 😮
Caroly: They Catch Me Bull
Me: khuluma isiZulu Tuu😏
Caroly: Bang’bambe inkunzi hau Charlie
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Unjan wen cha ngimunhle wen
Manje mft into encane kanjena uze ungisize baba into encane kanjena
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Weqile espan eish vele hlangane ne boss yakho what can u do?
Me: eish sorry Bhuti yimin kombe losebenza laphaya
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Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
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Ukuzwe kumnandi kanjani ukuthandana nomuntu oneqiniso nenhlonipho,
ngathi ungabiza iEx yakho uthi: nayi into engangiyidinga Doti.
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Le pain eniyizwa uma nikuma period, Nathi sizwa yin uma nisicela imali. 😭😭😭😭
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Umfaz ongathembekile , uthi ngelinye ilanga esemakhaya kufona I boyfriend yakhe manje unenhlon ukumtshela ukuthi esemakhaya :
Boyfriend: bae ukuphi ?
Girlfriend: ngise KFC
Boyfriend: manje why kukhala inkukhu
Girlfriend: ba deliver i stock
(Kkkkk cha ngeke sisi amanga angaka )
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Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini
Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’
Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”
Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?
Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.
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Uma isaphila🍑 inikwa obhuti abasebenza Kahle nabezimoto Uma isisuza🍑 inikwa thina
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