Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa

Melo Mthokozisi Shelemba>
Yazi niganga kabi nina
Labey’hlahla zo BANANA
emakibo/emakabo
Nicabanga ukuth asazi yin ethanda ubanana?
Futhi ledla lo Banana?

Ungenze Njan Ufike Ekgcineni Kwe Bible Kubhalwe Ukuth..
Syadlala Xaim…
Wena Usuzi Nikelile…

Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

imagine you working for Isibaya to write the English subtittles and Judas Ngwenya athi ‘ haaa uvukile umalambani’ how are you going to put in English? ngibuzela umngani

Text your Ex…
“I think you gotta go get tested.”
Umnyise nje ngamabomu.
😂😂😂

ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

Hide ID Nyaa. Salibonani, ngingumama ole 34 yrs, ngilomkami ole 42 yrs, sihlala e Hillside eZim, silama business e SA, silabantwana abangu 3 , 2 boys logal oyi 1 , empeleni siphila butep, siyathandana siyahloniphana njalo siyalalelana lomdala wami, asila nkinga ngitsho, sishaya nge breakfast e top, lunch enstwempu, sithi supper yodumo, en ngama weekends we take our children out fo refreshments, en dinner, bengithi ngilazise lina elihlala lilezinkinga zothando lezemishado, ngiyabonga

Zulu girls say: “Ubuhle bendoda iinkomo zakhe”
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In English: “The Beautiful man is a COW”
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Hehehe Thixo waseGeorge gorh!! 😱

Ngicela umuntu ozongiboleka ufafandrethi (R500), if ngingawubuyisanga end of July then you can block me.
It’s fine, I’ll understand.

Mhla ka-25 sewuthi uqedile ngama-debit order,
uzwe ngenye ithi: “Hey handsome.

Uthi unendoda into engaqeni kuthi iyi Journalist kodwa anakaso nesitifiketi saMatric