Mlkhya Hlokoloza βπΎπ₯β
Ayingxibe u Ntombi I Pumpπ
I gqibele ijike I Secret Soxβππ
Mlkhya Hlokoloza βπΎπ₯β
Ayingxibe u Ntombi I Pumpπ
I gqibele ijike I Secret Soxβππ
Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh donβt cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu
Attention ladies, βYou can have a kid and still be cleanβ. π π π
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. π
Banenyana ba ga madiba ntwela ke pan gel not pain gel
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Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
βMasiphumeni phandle siyiphumze ngkβ Kutsho mna Ndithenge indlu π
Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!
Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???
Babe ncela into Ezolasta onyaka
Him :ohky love π
phi keh wabuya me calendar
No man ladies, what did yβall think would happen after afaka intloko?
Why do yβall fall for that?
Iβm genuinely interested
Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool
Ipipi ulifakeπ ku sim2 nge mistake ubone iSpringbok siwisa iHeadboardβ¦
Faka etum: ndithi faka etum ,HAYI yingeni ,m xm sisidenge
Him:bbe vuka ndikukhaphe
Her:no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath nzobuya
month endπ
When you think heβs finished umuzwe esithi
βthwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rentβ π
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Lomjita uthenge I phone ye 8K .uphinda ufuna inkawza kum ndithe makayi downloadπππ