Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’

I’m sure ya’ll noticed how Taxi Drivers🚖 operate aker?
If along the way the driver suddenly decides he is not going to where you are going, he hikes another taxi for you that will take you to where you are going, right?
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Yeah, so ke before you decide ulahla umntu this year, mfunele umntu. Xa uvele umshiye, umshiyela bani?? Monyakele motho pele!

Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala

Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You

” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”

As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times

Imagine If They Read All Your Facebook Posts At Your Funeral
😱Tjoo! Nna Nka Hwa!