Ubhaqe ama love bits endodeni yomxhosa ivele iphike ngisho nomqala wayo😂😂
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Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut
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Faka etum: ndithi faka etum ,HAYI yingeni ,m xm sisidenge
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Umeleni silwa nalabafama, Waze wamasilwa.
Waze wama simba umgodi,Waze wamasimba😂😂
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Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”
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Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
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Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
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NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
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I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha😤😐
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Nka’s Tomme Match ka 1-0⚽
Wa ngwana yena sorry! 🖐🏼😏
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Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
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Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!
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Whites: how was your date with her????
Blacks: Umdlile??
😂😂😂blacks always have dirty mind
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I once had a Xhosa friend we used to chat day and night, she said she is studying law. Then one time she disappeared for 2 weeks, so I thought she was busy with her studies but I wasn’t sure. She logged in again then I said to her “hey friend where have u been I miss your company” she replied by saying “hayi tshi mna andina company wethu I’m studying” 🤣🤣🤣
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Akekho umntu oweza nomhla ngyeza ngzobhosha kini egceken🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖
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