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Haw seldlile igusheshe kshiwo kwindoda yakho iqgoke jamsute ye bmw
Kukhona ilanga ngapho ngapha alikho imibuzo yamadoda asemsinga !babuye bephume ebhoshi besixhawule
Bby usayiphethe kakuhle inkomo ๐yam apho?
Ewe bby qha idumbile ihlatshwe zezinye uyayaz iyathanda ukulwa
17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
Ngubani owathi xa kukhala ifowuni ecaweni phuma ugobile
Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
Lool ndikhumbule abantwana bam one gal two bous
Banenyana ba ga madiba ntwela ke pan gel not pain gel
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Lala Ngoxolo Wena HHP, Wena Hip Hop Pantsula…Wena Hipsta.. Wena Hippopotamus…Wena Hip Hip Horaay…Wena Jabba juice
Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???
I pain yokuba mude uthi uyazamula ugwinye inyoni ngephutha๐ค๐
Aii qalaza kodw ayi kakhulu loool aii wen qalaza nje ngoba usuke qalaza amadla
Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
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