Imagine ufumane ichery via Facebook uxelele itshomi yakho…
After one month nijola:
Your brother: Ngowaphi ugirl
Wena: Emtata bhuti
your friend: hayi mnganam sumlibala u”UTHI NGOWASE MTATA ”
Nazo ke izimanga ze social media..
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UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver 😪
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Him : awumhle
🐸 : Tnx ndiyeza emalanga
Him :🙄🤘
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“Masiphumeni phandle siyiphumze ngk” Kutsho mna Ndithenge indlu 😂
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👩 Bby sochamile
👨 Ewe bby kanti wena ubufuna ndikake
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Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol
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Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
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Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
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Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
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When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂
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Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”
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Nka’s Tomme Match ka 1-0⚽
Wa ngwana yena sorry! 🖐🏼😏
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Ubaba ufuna ukyeka utshwala, ukhipha i case lamabodlela a empty uyawaphula..elokqala pooo ya wanglahlisa ngomsebenzi..elisbili. Pooo ya wangxoshela umfazi ..makaqhubeka awaphula ubona elinebeer eqwele ulbekela emuva uthi hlala LA wena awyenzanga nix
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Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’
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Her: Bby my love my sweet dreams
Him : ahhh yavuka imbongi
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Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut
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