Lizo: uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : ha a!
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No man ladies, what did y’all think would happen after afaka intloko?
Why do y’all fall for that?
I’m genuinely interested
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Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
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“iphi itshintshi Baby?”
Kodwa Uthi Une Boyfriend
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Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
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Ubaba ufuna ukyeka utshwala, ukhipha i case lamabodlela a empty uyawaphula..elokqala pooo ya wanglahlisa ngomsebenzi..elisbili. Pooo ya wangxoshela umfazi ..makaqhubeka awaphula ubona elinebeer eqwele ulbekela emuva uthi hlala LA wena awyenzanga nix
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Umeleni silwa nalabafama, Waze wamasilwa.
Waze wama simba umgodi,Waze wamasimba😂😂
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ndiphucwe ifoni ngamaphara ndtheth nje leMessage ngiybhal ngeCalculator
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NgiseRussia, ubani ofuna ngimphathele
amaRussian when I get back?
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Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol
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Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
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Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol
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Ndikuphathele i Chocolate ye nkomo bby esho ephethe i knorox😂
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Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
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A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
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Ngubani owathi xa kukhala ifowuni ecaweni phuma ugobile
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