Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???
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Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz🙄🤔..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa 😀😀😀
I once had a Xhosa friend we used to chat day and night, she said she is studying law. Then one time she disappeared for 2 weeks, so I thought she was busy with her studies but I wasn’t sure. She logged in again then I said to her “hey friend where have u been I miss your company” she replied by saying “hayi tshi mna andina company wethu I’m studying” 🤣🤣🤣
Your boyfriend shouts “Ayeye bafikile ayeye” every time he sees soldiers,
he is 25 years old, you love him and wanna have a baby with him.
Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest
Her: Bby my love my sweet dreams
Him : ahhh yavuka imbongi
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
Aii qalaza kodw ayi kakhulu loool aii wen qalaza nje ngoba usuke qalaza amadla
Ndithengele uOwam iChocolate yeMint athi “yhuuu haii bbe wam khange uyive lee ntoo ineVicks😂😂😂😅
ngulo Owam wase Butterworth loo😂😂
I-English sisixhosa emzantsi
Orange uyohlala iyiyo nangesiXhosa
Faka etum: ndithi faka etum ,HAYI yingeni ,m xm sisidenge
No man ladies, what did y’all think would happen after afaka intloko?
Why do y’all fall for that?
I’m genuinely interested
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
Ipipi ulifake🍆 ku sim2 nge mistake ubone iSpringbok siwisa iHeadboard…
Izolo emva kokusukumiswa kukaGumede nenkondlo emngcwabeni, wezwakala ethi,
” Kufa wingq…..za !!!
Akazange ayiqede kwayileyo nkondlo yakhe wahlaliswa phanzi.