A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!
17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
Ubaba ufuna ukyeka utshwala, ukhipha i case lamabodlela a empty uyawaphula..elokqala pooo ya wanglahlisa ngomsebenzi..elisbili. Pooo ya wangxoshela umfazi ..makaqhubeka awaphula ubona elinebeer eqwele ulbekela emuva uthi hlala LA wena awyenzanga nix