Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’
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Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
Emveni kweminyaka emihlanu uLizo eswelekelwe nguTATA wakhe.uthe Xa engena ekhayenilakhe wava ilizwi landoda eRoomin kaNina
LIZO: heh Mama uvukile utata NGOKU(watsho etyhala ucango leRoom),tyhini bra wawgqiba ungandfun kangaka etywaleni Kanti nguwe lo utyu mama😂
Father: lebo upasile?
Lebo: yes dad
Father : zonke learning areas?
Lebo : yes dad ngaphandle kwe English
Father : ye marn usisiphuku phuku owphi umhlobo ndikuthengele Calculator unyaka usaqala uzothi awyipasanga
Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol
Uthengela umntanakho iskuta uthi aphushwe umntana kaban???
UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver 😪
Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
Kukhona ilanga ngapho ngapha alikho imibuzo yamadoda asemsinga !babuye bephume ebhoshi besixhawule
Ngubani owathi xa kukhala ifowuni ecaweni phuma ugobile
Haw seldlile igusheshe kshiwo kwindoda yakho iqgoke jamsute ye bmw
Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”
Ma 80s yekani ujaiva kakhulu bona ngomntu Seka gobe ixesha elide kanti ubuyisela ibele liphume kwi bra.
Him:bbe vuka ndikukhaphe
Her:no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath nzobuya
month end😂