When you think he’s finished umuzwe esithi
“thwala izandla entloko ubengathi udle imali ye rent” 😅😅😂

Loading views...



Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool

Loading views...

Him:bbe vuka ndikukhaphe

Her:no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath nzobuya
month end😂

Loading views...

Wandala usisi we polo sendi download nengoma esizoyidlala emotweni yakhe

Loading views...


Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?

Loading views...


No man ladies, what did y’all think would happen after afaka intloko?
Why do y’all fall for that?
I’m genuinely interested

Loading views...


Ubone umntu ethiya umntang ngo hard life or long life ……
ungayaz bah kwezek ntoni

Loading views...