ubokhe ubokhe uhlale phantsi
nomntu wakho noba anizu
kwenza nto ukhe umbuze nje
bbe xaucinga wena kowenu
ndingasa inkomo ezingaphi😁😁
then uphume phandle uyohleka😂🤣🤣🤣😂
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Abafazi bayi poisen nge NGO Eva 🙄
Imagine walking distance to the office Tomorrow morning and I will be a good n you have any questions or concerns please visit the following ad listing has been long time ago
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Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
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Teacher: 2-2=??
Learner: Andayazi!
Teacher: Xa uphethe amagwinya ayi2 ndiwathathe oyi2 kusala ntoni ??
Learner: Amafutha..!!
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Ndithengele uOwam iChocolate yeMint athi “yhuuu haii bbe wam khange uyive lee ntoo ineVicks😂😂😂😅
ngulo Owam wase Butterworth loo😂😂
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Teacher: sipho ubani u 24 -12 ??
Sipho: ey angazi yaz🙄🤔..
Teacher: okay ..mawuphuza obeer abaw 12 kulaba abawu 24 akade bekhona kusala abangaki ?
Sipho: Weeh angaz ngampela ke ngalapho ngisuke sengidakwe ngifa 😀😀😀
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Babe ncela into Ezolasta onyaka
Him :ohky love 😊
phi keh wabuya me calendar
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Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool
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Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
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Kukhona ilanga ngapho ngapha alikho imibuzo yamadoda asemsinga !babuye bephume ebhoshi besixhawule
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After having s##
🧑:Mnandii s#x BBY
👧: Andik’khonellii ndiifunenye iround
🧑:Yhuu baby awukhonelli kodwa siyenze irounds ezii5.
👧:Jonga ndiizeke or nzanxellella itshomiie zam that nah uyafonyoza
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uJesu fika ekuseni 🗣️ kutsha mna ndivulelwa ngumama ngo 3am
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Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖
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Ngubani owathi xa kukhala ifowuni ecaweni phuma ugobile
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Ndikuphathele i Chocolate ye nkomo bby esho ephethe i knorox😂
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Whites: Honey, I think we should take Brian to the doctor to have him checked.
Blacks: Ngakutshela ngathi lumntwana uzakuhlupha umtotoza so. Buka manje igonga lonke leli elichamela ingubo, asazi madoda.
Whites: Hi, honey I am home
Blacks: So angikhanyi yini ukuthi sengibuyile emsebenzini? Kumbe fanele ngifeyinte kuqala khona ngizanikwa ukudla.
Whites: Well tried son, wish you the best next tym
Blacks: Yaa lapha umuntu ulahla imali yakhe streit akaze ngibone udanda onje mina. Uphelekezela abanye esikolo elanda ukuyakhula nje.
Whites: Oh sorry honie it was an accident. Be more careful next tym.
Blacks: Futsek wena udlala kubi yazi. Uwise ngabomu ngenhliziyo embi mthakathi.
Whites: pliz can u pass me the remote if you are done
Blacks: Letha iremote wena, suyidumele ungani uyazi ukuthi iyimalini mxxxm!!
Whites: plz can I have that R20 which I lent
you last month if you are ready
Blacks: Ngigcinile awungeke uphinde uyinuke eyami imali. Uhlulwa yikubhadala iR20 uyinja yazi.
Whites: pliz let’s switch off lights when going to bed and save our cash power
Blacks: Lingayeka amalayithi ekhanya angani liyawabhadala lizambona kahle. Angisebezeli malayithi mina.
Whites: Good night honie. Did u lock the door?
Blacks: Yazi ngikhuluma everyday kodwa ungani ngitshela indwangu, valani likhiye iminyango.
Whites: Morning sweetheart.
Blacks: Hey vuka akula muntu olebhatinti elimsebenzelayo la, wonkumuntu emasimini.
Whites: Oh, sorry I hadn’t noticed congrats to your new phone.
Blacks: Yini emangazayo ngokuthi abe lePhone entsha.
Whites: Man, he bought a nice car!!!
Blacks: Ahh akayazi ukuthi imota ludubo njani, izamtshiya engela lutho. Ukubalezinto usumdala kubangela isiyezi sibili.
Whites : Oh sorry this is not a tuck shop dear. Try down the road.
Blacks: Yewena ubona angani yisitolo sonesi, ubuye izolo ekhaya yini, hamba katshana le!!
True or False?
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