Ushahi argue na mutu alafu anakushow
Sasa unataka kulia 😂😂😂😂😂😥💔
Walai hio kitu hainaga cameback
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Ile time dryspell zimeku zidy afu mnakuaga na mboch mokorino 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Kati ya hizi mbili ni gani ya aibu:
1.Kupatwa
Ukijipima viatu za
mgeni.
2.mgeni akipatwa
akiongezea maji ya
ugali. 😂😂
Ushai chunwa kinyambio na mgenge😂😂😂😂😃
Fuck maze, ile time umejipata maudenki zimekukaza then kufika kwa choo unapata kuna ninja ili kunia juu bt kulingana navile umekazwa inabidi uingine,,, then ukiwa ndani kimsee kinakam afu kinaamua kungoja utoke… Coz hauwezi taka aone hio shonde asikushuku ww unamua kutumia gazeti yako kupanguza hio shonde we unabaki hivyo
*🤣🤣🤣 uzuri wa mtaro🥥 ni eti ukimwaga💦 ndani kwa makosa na anze kulia unaweza ingiza kikombe☕ na uchote….🤣🤣🤣
Why fire kempinski staff for doing it we all do it, the riskier the place the better. They didn’t tell cameras to watch..
umewahi kasiliswa na mpango wa kando hadi ukataka kambia wife?
Ata ukiskia hawa watoto wa shule wamewekwa mimba sijui ngapi ,hii kitu Kuna mahali inafikanga inakosa break
To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too😂😂😂
Corona ilifanya poa ku kam 2020.
Ingekam kitu 2006..
Tungekaa tu indoors na nokia 1110..tukicheza game ya manyoka..hakuna selfles ata
To our sisters leo want to ask you this question hivi…..
“what would you do if you start arguing with your man and he starts crying”
Sisi tuko hapa to see the comments and kuchangia where we have too
Back in high school, I was very poor in maths during exams nilikua napata Kati ya 4% na 10%🙈. The results used to be announced from the lowest maarks to the highest marks,, so nilikua wa kwanza ama wa pili kuitwa😑 alafu napokea viboko kadhaa 😏.
So one day the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called 🤜🤛…so mwalimu anaendelea 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, 70% bado jina langu halikuitwa, kila mtu kwa class akaniangalia👀,, wanauliza “umepitaje huu mtihani?”😝,nikasmile nikasema ” Ni mungu tu” by the time alifika 80% I was already grinning in excitement. Wakati alifika 90% alikuwa amebaki na paper moja tu 😁🙌,, saa mungu amejibu maombi na ndoto yangu ya kupita maths imetimia🙏,, class mzima walishangaa na kuniangalia 👀,, finally mwalimu akaangalia juu na kusema.
“One idiot did not write his name and he scored 0%”. l just fainted 😂😂
Mnakumbuka lucky dube akiimba there will be no schools anymore only prison prison mkadhani ni bangi