Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad?
Son:Both

Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris ,where will you go.
Son: Paris.
Dad: Dat means you like your mum more? Son:No ,that means i like Paris Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?
Son: America.
Dad: (Angry) Why! ?
Son: ‘cos l’ve been to Paris before. Dad: (angry) when did you go to Paris ? Son : in the first question you asked.

One word for the boy?

Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol

Dear guys Please motivate your “HEY” in your inbox.
Eg “Hey I was wondering if I could get your number I wanna E-wallet you”
Don’t let your “HEY” be naked….Thank me later.

Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
“Hello, could you give me con**m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the con**m and as peter was going out he returns and says,”Give me another con**m because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too.” The pharmacist gives him a second con**m and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says “Give me one more co***m because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u’ve given us”.
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying “Thank you Lord for your kindness. ….”
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”Peter with his head still on the table replies, “I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!”

She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.

– Friends : ☺ You Had Too Much To Drink 😊 , So Tonight Slow Down 🙏
– Me : 😠 All Of First 😡 , Business Your Mind

Some People Are Not Ugly They Just Need
To Know That Water Is Not Only For
Drinking