Black people don’t measure salt. We sprinkle salt until we hear the spirits of our ancestors whispering, “It’s enough my child”🤗

Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone..!

When you’re mad and wanna slam
your bedroom door but it’s a curtain..

All these people saying they started with a Hi
on social media and ended up in marriage …..

Please how did you write the hi

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when
i saw a ghost looking left and right to see
if it’s safe to cross the road

My wife found me making Love with our Maid.
Wife : You can’t do this to me .
Me : Exactly that is why am doing it to Her….

If 00h00 means 12 oclock then which means
my airtime balance of 00.00 means i have R12 airtime

Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

The day women respect their Spouses the same way they
effortlessly kneel down before their pastors,
MEN will attend church! 🙏

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will
never burn the Tarven ….they will rather
burn the school and the Clinic instead