A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together is reality
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A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together is reality
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What Is The Height Of Misunderstanding?
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before.
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A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
“May I see your driver’s license?” he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
“What’s the matter with you guys? I wish you’d make up your minds.
You took my license from me yesterday.”
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Ladies I’ve been saying this, stop using different kind of charger for your phone, it can spoil the charging port! If you know, you know.*
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Don’t Judge A Person By What Others Say. The Person May Be True To You But Not To Others, Coz The Same Sun Which Melts The Ice, Hardens The Clay Too
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A man and his wife were in court to have divorce. The problem in contention was who was the owner of the child. The man or the woman? The woman jumped up and said my Lord, I am the owner of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour alone. The judge then turn to man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said my lord mine is a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine?
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On A Flight James Bond Was Sitting Next To A Telugu Guy.
Telugu Guy: “Hello, May I Know Your Name Please?”
James Bond: “My Name Is Bond’ Continuing In His Inimitable Style.. James Bond.”
Then Bond Asks: “And You?
Telugu Guy: “My Name Is Rao…
“Siva Rao…
“Samba Siva Rao…
“Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
“Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…
Since Then When Anyone Asks Bond His Name He Simply Says James Bond
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i Love Blowing Air into Babies Face And Watch Them Struggle To Breathe
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The highest form of stupidity is a side chick
being loyal to a married man..
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Girl Got Selected And Boy Failed In Interview By Same Reason. They Both Were Wearing Shirts With Two Top Buttons Opened Before The CEO.
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Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger
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To those of you who helped our
mother’s catch us when they wanted
to beat us, How is the police industry
going?
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I think my girlfriend is selling Goats
and never bothered to tell me about it
because a guy just texted her now
ask if the goat is still around
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Let’s kill English
Me : i passed away here yesterday
where were you?
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January hunger plz don’t kill us couze
our children smell food from our neighbours
so plz try to play faraway to us
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Ladies, Are Guys With Six Packs Still A Thing For You
Or You’ve Grown Up Now??
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