Exam Prayer After ignoring The Lord For 9Months
You: The lord is My Sherperd
Lord: Nna?

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.

When I say you’re beautiful,
Please don’t say REALLY
I don’t want to lie twice

A little boy Rich came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😯
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She replied; They are up in bed.
Rich started to giggle😁 ate his breakfast and went out to play.
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He came back in for lunch and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad😀
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She replied; They are still up in bed😧
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Rich started to giggle😆 ate his lunch and went out to play💃
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He came in for dinner and asked his grandma; Where’s mom and dad?😮
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The grandmother replied; They are still up in bed.
Rich started laughing😂
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The grandmother asked; Rich what is going on?😐 Why is it that every time I tell you they are still up in bed, you will start laughing!😑
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Rich replied; Last night daddy came into my room and asked me for vaseline and I gave him super glue😕
One word for Rich

I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay.😖When we stopped at a robot,😶
I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away🏃‍♂️.
Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.
He got out too and chased me 🏃🏿👮🏼.
In my zigzag run I only managed to get for some distance😞😫.
The cop was catching up😨…He took out his gun and shouted “Freeze😠”! I stopped running😦 and raised my hands to surrender😞.
The cop pointed his gun at me andSays”Bro🤨.. ,just keep on running🏃‍♂️ so that I keep chasing you🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️… I also don’t have money to pay the taxi driver

Whites : Finish
Afrikaner’s : Klaar
Blacks: Finish and Klaar

I’m not mad that my girl cheated on me. I hate the fact that she said that guy was her uncle, I used to call that nigga “malome” when we were in his car