This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.

Money doesn’t change People,
It Unlocks the character that was jailed by poverty..

Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the liquor store nd buy a bottle of whisky and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was about to leave, i thought to myself “what if i fall off the bicycle? What will happen to my Bottle 😯😯” so i decided to drink all the whisky before i cycled home. it turned out to be a good decision because i fell seven times on the way home. Imagine what would’ve happened to the bottle.

A RABBIT runs, jumps and lives for only
9-12 years while a TORTOISE doesn’t
attempt any of such activities but lives for
100-150 years or more?
LESSON: Exercise is a lie. Laziness is the key.
Just relax!!!

My boss bought new phone📱, he gave me the old one. He bought a new car🚘 he gave me the old one. Now he married a new wife…….
i am patiently waiting for old
free and he is a nice boss…..one in a million

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

Teacher: What are ethics?
Juan: Ma’am! Ethics are cousin of ducks.

In Africa after locking the door with a key,
you must try to forcefully open it without a key
to see if it’s really locked, it’s in Our DNA.

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too