She say she wanna grow up to drive a plane.
She wanna be a captain. Wow!!😱 Drive? Plane? Captain?😂
What kind of nonsense is that?🤷🏾♂️😂
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If you want to know your past –
look into your present conditions.
If you want to know your future –
look into your present actions.
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Humans create something from something already created by God.
Nothing can be created if nothing was created by God.
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Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us
but we can definitely choose how we dance.
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”
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God is crazy about you his thoughts of you outnumber
the grains of sand his dreams for you and I stretch the days
of this life the maker of the Stars would rather die for you than to live without you
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That one person who has been single for almost a century and
when they start dating they be posting pictures like
“breathing with bae”.. WTH
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A friend is one that knows you as you are, Understands where you have been, Accepts what you have become, and still, Gently allows you to Grow.
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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to Sable Hills, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!
The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir “…
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The tears in her eyes won’t fade until you go away.
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Better to marry late and marry right, than marry early and marry wrong. Marriage is not an assembly hall.
Late coming is allowed.
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I saw a homeless man sleeping in a tyre,
so I did him a favor and punctured it.
He’s now sleeping in a flat😼
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it’s better to be disliked for who you are,
than liked for who you pretend to be!
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Xhosa people if they don’t know full name of something they be like: ah sana they called systematic nton nton. What is nton nton people.
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What is black and hangs from the ceiling?
A very bad electrician
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Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi
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