Dear Person reading this Post
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Stop checking your Ex photos
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It’s Over it’s Over
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Thandeka I came to your place n heard you watching p**n,
so I went back coz I didn’t want to interrupt
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Man can’t discover new oceans until he has the
courage to lose sight of the shore.
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Uche what kind of embarrassment is this ?
I thought you said you were the G.M of you company
Yes BBY when I said G.m I meant gate man not general mananger
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*U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. If God Himself gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own. God gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, God gave them* *hair, they cut it off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. God gave the lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself*
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Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee
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No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
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A woman and a man had an accident and none of them was hurt.so the woman told the man that it is God who what’s us to get married and the man agreed with her,and also the woman said that it was that a drink is here for them to celebrate.after the woman gave the man the alcoholic drink to drink after drinking it he gave the woman back the drink for her to have a taste of it.When the man gave it the woman,she also gave it to the man back,and the man asked why and the woman replied by saying the police are on their for the investigation.on reaching there they asked them questions on to who did this reckless driving,and the woman said check whether they would see any alcoholic drink
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If you’re a girl and you don’t have stretch marks,
sorry we can’t date . I don’t date immature girls😐
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We cant help everyone,
but everyone can help someone.
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एक नर्स बाहर आई और बोली : माँ बच्चा दोनों ठीक है,
और नर्स ने बच्चा बच्चे के पिता को दिया।
बच्चे के बाप ने अपनी बहन को दिया।
बहन ने अपने पति को दिया।
उसने नानी को दिया।
नानी ने नाना को दिया।
नाना ने बच्चे के चाचा को दिया।
चाचा ने चाची को दिया।
चाची ने बच्चे के दादी को दिया
और दादी ने दादा को दिया।
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बच्चे ने घबराकर पूछा : दादाजी….
ये आप लोग क्या कर रहे हो….????
दादाजी बोले :
बेटा ये सब Whatsapp रोग से ग्रसित है,
तू Market में नया है ना
इसलिये तुझे “Forward” कर रहे हैं।!
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A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, by the advice of Ophelia the wise woman, they wrote:
“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!” 😜😜😜
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Relationship stress will make you
do window shopping with a trolley
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If you dont tell your girlfriend/wife that you love her,
my bro indian men will do that on your behalf!!!
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These Girls will get pregnant Just to show
they Ex how happy they’re without them
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Boys are so funny.one day when I was passing by,
I saw a boy approching a gal.
Boy:hi
Gal:hi,what is the matter
Boy:matter is anything that has weight and occupies space
Gal:😂😂😂
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