I heard billionaires have been called to report in Sandton tomorrow.
I wonder what they are calling us for guys?
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People Keep On Writing TV..
B’coz They Can’t Spell… TellHerVision.
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Home made Yellow bones,
I’m not happy with your knees
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine then switched it off again, then he said “we have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him the bus fare, the 2nd guy said “Thank you”, the 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking that the 3rd guy knew that they are being robbed, but then the driver asked “what was that for”, the 3rd guy replied “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us”
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Protect her like a daughter,
love her like a wife,
and respect her like your mother.
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Witchcraft is when you think that your boyfriend is loyal but
reality is girls just don’t want him..!
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*Three fastest means of communications:*
1) Telephone
2) Television
3) Tell a Woman.
Still need faster communication ??
Tell her NOT to TELL anyone !!
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My boss has been calling me bullet for the past three days.
I think he wants to fire me😼
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Teacher : ” Simon, can you say your name backwards?” 🤔
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Simon : “No Mis
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THE SUPERIORITY OF DESCENT DRESSING
A girl bought an iPad. When her father saw it, He asked her “What was the 1st thing you did when you bought it?
“I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad” she replied.
“Did someone force you to do so?”
– “No”
“Don’t you think it’s an insult to the manufacturer?”
– “No dad! In fact they even recommend using a cover for the iPad”
“Did you cover it because it was cheap & ugly?”
– “Actually, I covered it because I didn’t want it to get damaged and decrease in value.”
“When you put the cover on, didn’t it reduce the iPad’s beauty?”
– “I think it looks better and it is worth it for the protection it gives my iPad.”
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said,
“Yet if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed???”
She was mute…..
~ Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Always dress decently.
Pls protect our young girls by sharing these with our fellow sisters….
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Power of Silence:
A seed grows with no sound,
but a tree falls with huge noise…
Destruction has noise, but creation is quiet.
This is the power of silence.
“Grow Silently”
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Only black people will get mad at you for
not inviting them to your suprise party…
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A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak: I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days. 4 days later the boy died, after 6 days the Mother died. The Father was crazy coz the next one will be him. He sold everything and spent the whole money. 15 days later the neighbour died. Do not rush in solving problems.
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you know what’s the sadest and hardest thing ever?
when you use a quote to say your love to someone and
you can never use that quote again when you breakup
because you will cry
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When You Are Happy You Enjoy Music 💃
When You Are In Trouble You Understand The Lyrics
🙇
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Teacher: “Rich the composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brothers’. Did you copy his?”
Rich: “No madam, it’s the same dog
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