You fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms
–
• True
– or
• False??
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TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
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PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9
months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of
English can cause miscarriage.
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Overthinking your past mistakes is a tunnel to a dark place. Be careful you only go far enough down it to learn the lesson.
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*Girl:-* I had s** with 4 boys and you had s** with 8 girls, but everybody calls me a prostitute and they call you a real man.
Please explain to me Why?
*Boy:-* When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a bad lock.
But when a key opens many locks,
it becomes a Master Key…!…
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Since yestdy I hvn’t been able to go to work cz my neigjbour cheated on his wife and she got angry nd shouted at him that she will also hav sex with all the neighbours
I’m still there waiting for my turn but she has’nt arrived till now,why women liars???
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This life is too short just do
what you want to do in time
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7year old’s having Iphones..
when I was 7 I had a plastic phone that went
tring tring, whoof whoof, can I help you
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From His Death Bed
Husband (Called His Wife And Said) : “One Month Before I Die I Want You
To Marry Gift ”
Wife:” Gift !!! But He Is Your Enemy !?”
Husband:” Yes ,I Know That !!! I’ve Suffered All These Years So Let Him Suffer Now “.
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My neighbour is busy complaining about her lost chicken,
mxm it wasn’t even delicious
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Do we still have ladies that says. Baby if you don’t tell me how you got this money, I will not take it from you?
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Can’t stop laughing..I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree wait for me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “madam, why do u call this child degree”? The woman laughed and said “I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…kikiki
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Ever realized that your brain speaks perfect English, but your mouth is the one that rounds it to the nearest Nonsense?
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We UGLY Guys Don’t Usually Change Our Profile Pictures ✋✋
Because We Know How We Suffered To Look Handsome
in The Previous Photo !!
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The woman who rejected you
because you were poor and dusty
will not regret it or suffer later in
life
She will meet her type, get married
and stay happy. Stop watching
Nigerian movies.
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WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALY STRESSFUL
Wife: which teams are watching?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester united
Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love arsenal..
Husband: thats a good team…
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play for these teams…
Wife: okey sweeet…is that chris brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is chamberlain…
Wife : okey but they look the same…what’s
that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player… After
few minutes rooney scores for manchester
united….
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for
manchester united…!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal
who shouldhave scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player
should go out of the pitch for his
misbehaving…
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwill?ing to answer]
aaaaaaano…
Wife: its the same with traffic
lights ;yellow=warning? ,red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling ….
Wife :what about the green card? Husband:
mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play….
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the arsenal coach
….arsene wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s
coach is manchest wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]
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