Stop thinking people’s post are about you 😂
you’re not worth writing about

Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, “And how would you do that?”

The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”

The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”

The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter

If my sister know how famous I am on Facebook
She wouldn’t send me to buy cabbage at the market

Fat girls be like ” I HATE PIC FRAMES 😡”
but we all know you don’t fit in there dear

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.” With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family😂

When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

When God sent Adam and Eve
away from the garden of Eden
Eve turned back and asked for transport money
Fear women