I hate Satan before my wife
I love money more than my wife
I love my life more than my family
I love god more than world
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I hate Satan before my wife
I love money more than my wife
I love my life more than my family
I love god more than world
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When are they making heels for short men???
Asking for a friend.
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No matter where you are or what you’re doing or who you’re with…
I will always honestly, truly, completely love you.
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Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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Jealousy can make an African girlfriend read all the 400 comments on her boyfriend’s post & check their profiles..!
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Life is not about finding yourself.
Life is about creating yourself.
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Just remember, when you think all is lost, the future remains.”
– Dr. Robert H. Goddard
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we could sit in the car listening to music & talk for hours & I’ll be happy 🥰
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How to love is assuming that some one likes but nothing goes on there
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You are the only Notification
that matters
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Don’t be a boring
boyfriend my brother
Sometimes take her
phone and delete all
male contacts and
wait for a fight
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When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
when tears flow in your eyes,
Always remember 3 things,
1. I am with You
2. Still with You
3. Will ALWAYS be.
i am HOPE.
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To all those who go for HIV Tests every three months,
don’t give up one day you will get what you are looking for
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A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong. She’s failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her, and her best friend is moving away. Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”
“Here, have some cooking oil,” her Mother offers.
“Yuck” says her daughter.
“How about a couple raw eggs?”
“Gross, Mom!”
“Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?”
“Mom, those are all yucky!”
To which the mother replies, “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves, but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake! God works the same way. Many times, we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times, but God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful. Hope your day is a “piece of cake”
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Praying during the last minutes before exams is not good at all for me.
I heard myself during the prayer saying
‘Good luck with your exams Lord.
mxm stressed
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MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
MAN: No salary, but I…
WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I’m the BOSS?
WOMAN: That’s why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.
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