SAB took just 2 days to deliver
beers to all 9 provinces n
department of education struggling
to deliver PPE in 3 weeks

Girls who drink castle lite deserve a
tool box on Valentine’s day

ATM’s should have a timer if u take long
it must swallow your card and spray teargas on u

*I found a guy today drinking his beer at 6:30 am.*

*I asked him: “Isn’t it too early for you to be drinking ?”*

*He replied: “Ooh really, at what time do throats open?”*

*I walked away…*

*Now minding my own business…*

🐼 I feel sorry for ladies dating DJs🎼🎧🎤📀🎵🎶
When the party is over, you have to remain and help with speakers and cables

This is South Afrik Idols is will back ohhh jerrrr

Proveb: This is South African Idols and we will be right back after the break..

This is South Afrik Idols is will bag if it break..

I was in a taxi sitting next to a beautiful lady…I decided to ask for her digits
“`
She took out her phone from her bag,
switched it off infront of me and said:
“Sorry my battery is dead”
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☆☆☆Even now im still fainting☆☆☆

Teacher: Rainbow
Rainbow : Yes Sir
Teacher: what is 1 minus 1?
Rainbow : I don’t know Sir
Teacher : Okay when I put 1 fatcake in your hands and take it back how many remains?
Rainbow : Oil Sir.

I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

Teacher: Any One Who thinks he’s stupid may stands up

Nobody stands up

Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid student over here!!

Little Johnny stands up

Teacher: ohh Johnny you think you’re stupid?”

Little Johnny: No I just feel bad that you’re standing alone