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Be wise in the decisions you make! sometimes it only takes a minute to make a decision,
but you may end up spending a lifetimes regretting it.

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Words don’t have the power to hurt you.
Unless the person who said them means a lot to you.

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Never forget the people who take time out of their day to
check up on you

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When You Enter The interview Room And Your English Whispers To You:
“You’ll Find Me Outside”

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Having A Bae On Facebook is Hard😥 …
You’ll Comment On Another Girl’s Pic And
She’ll Like The Comment ,
Just To Alert You That The “FBI” is Here 😂

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hugging a tall person

feels like placing
Tupperware
on top of the fridge

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Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏

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*Hello . Tomorrow is my phone’s birthday (10th birthday) I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send airtime to my phone. My phone will be surprised,i know my phone very well it loves surprises. it will be nice if every one is involved. Thank u *

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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.

Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face

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Imagine Dating Just For 5 Years And A Girl Already Think You Love Her and that it’s a serious relationship…. I Mean What If I’m Just Testing Your Faith

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When you choose a toxic relationship💔 over your happiness💕 you are not proving how strong💪 you are, you are proving how much you don’t love yourself..! ☝

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Wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla says hi to you!
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HUSBAND: Who is Priscilla? 😕
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WIFE: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!☺
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~~TWIST THE TALE~~
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HUSBAND: But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about? 🙄
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WIFE: Where are you..? 😠😠
HUSBAND: Near the vegetable market! 😎
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WIFE: Wait I’m coming there right now! 😠
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After 10 minutes she texts her husband “Where are you”?
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HUSBAND: “I’m at office.., and Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need…😉

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to gain a woman is like investing in School
where you keep paying school fees without
the knowledge of the gain u would get

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When i wake up i just grab my phone
i dont even check if im Alive or not.😏

Goodmorning

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Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

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