I just switched off the candle. I guess now iam a fire fighter
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Mistakes are sometimes the best
memories.
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A bookseller conducting a market survey
asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “That would be my husband’s check book.”
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So on Whatsapp, this chick asked if I
owned a car.. , I replied with a ‘No’ and
Then Her Profile pic and Last Seen
Disappeared .
.
Any Idea ?
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*If your girl doesn’t post about you,
she’s protecting someone else’s feelings.*
Go and argue with her.
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A moment of silence to those girls who think their current boyfriends will marry them.*
Am waiting for the rejected ones.
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It’s amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates
and I’m begging it to be you.
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There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls…
1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don’t Leave Even After Format
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Like, there is multiple of exame in a year.
Our life do have so many exam to write to get promoted to Heaven.
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Can We Start The Weekend Over Again ?
i Wasn’t Ready
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A beautiful woman must expect to be more accountable for her steps, than one less attractive.
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My phone just fell down from the table,
so I’m checking if my Facebook friends are not injured…,
Are you okay guys?…..
Please reply me,because I’m worried. _
I care about you_*
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This my Dad ….
Me: Hello daddy
Dad: Yes, how are you?
Me: Fine, I just called to greet you
Dad: I don’t have money.
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Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels
who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good morning dear friends
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Whites: Nice car😊
Blacks: Can you believe it? He doesn’t even have matric
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Don’t try to be an genius coz a genius died trying to be a genius
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