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Dating a girl in secret become serious
when to get her know her parents

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That moment when your girlfriend introduces you to her sisters and you realise that you are actually dating the ugliest among them all.

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Don’t educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.

“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”

The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to
give up he will find one reason to hold on.

There is a lot of difference between
human being and being human.
A Few understand it.

You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between You have to manage!

If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone
But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.

If you see the moon You see the beauty of God.
If you see the Sun You see the power of God.
And If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.

So Believe in YOURSELF.
We all are tourists &
God is our travel agent who already
fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.

So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE.
U are important to me Friend

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I decided to travel to the USA
THE VISA interview went as follows at the US Embassy:

Officer : So where you going in the USA?
Me : San Jose
Officer : it’s pronounce San Hose, J is pronounced as H in the US.
Me : Oh… Okay!
Officer : How long you planning to stay?
Me : From Hanuary to Hune or Huly…😕😕

Do you think I got the VISA?

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Dear Future wife….
My salary is our salary…..
your salary is yours alone! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sezwana

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FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.

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This year has been the most difficult year ever.
Let’s cry together on this post. Don’t ask anything, just cry.

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No matter how beautiful your wedding decor was
Its will never make sense to people who didn’t eat

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The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do,
but in liking what one has to do.

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New year promotion!!!!!

Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.

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I saw a Xhosa lady wearing a ring on
the wrong finger and I asked her why?
She said it is because she married a wrong
man.

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I don’t care if you’re not the richest
or most handsome guy out there
because if you can make me laugh
and handle my mood,
you’ll be able to keep me.

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Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us
but we can definitely choose how we dance.

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Good things comes to those who go out and make them happen ,not those who wait

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*I’m not saying l hate my ex,l’m only saying that if l find her in the hospital
on life support machine
l will unplug the machine and charge my phone.
I jus hate low batteries*

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Everyone is not fair,
everyone can’t be fair all the time,
be forgiving,
enjoy New Morning!
Good Morning!

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