“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too
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Have you ever eat with swollen heart,
food you bought for a girl who didn’t come?
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They will drive miles to come bury you.
But won’t even cross a street to come support your business
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10 best moments in life:
1– To finish your last exam.
2– To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep “5 min”.
3– To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
4– To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not changed.
5– To touch the fingers of newly born child.
6– Walking alone on a silent road at night and thinking of some good old days memories.
7– Riding the cycle/bike on a highway while its raining.
8– Sitting alone but you are still smiling cause you know someone is watching you.
9-The calm You feel inside when you Are near to Almighty God
10– And the last one is “right now” while reading this message there was constant smile on your face.
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If you want drama in your life, date a guy
who doesn’t drink alcohol
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That awkward moment when your friend says keep chasing your dreams and you keep chasing his girlfriend…
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That girl u are eyeing is beutyfull,
because her boyfriend is not stingy like u,
ladies is the volume oky
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Good morning.for he is your mentor,
you have to praise and give thanks to him and
face your life with no fear for he owns your future.
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A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.
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Ladies when your parents weren’t able to give you money.
Did u leave them?
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When you have no money anything you say at family gatherings
makes you look like you are bringing confusion.
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Leaving University Res to Home:
1. There are no showers at home😭
2. There is no Free WIFI 😭
3. They’ll wake you up at 7am for no particular reason😭
But You will eat as much as you please… no budget😂
You leave the house and come back to a cooked meal..
Students often get mixed emotions at this time of the year
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Your boyfriend who failed mathematics is complaining
about you having stretch marks.
Tell him that those are the only marks he will get
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Use the hospital language to describe your relationship⛪🚑
.
Me: we tried all our best but.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but hey
“that snake you call your best friend texts your BF more than you do”
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*Virginity Test*
*Son*: _Dad,I want to marry how can I know if my wife is a virgin_?
*Dad*: _Do virginity test_..
*Son*: _What do you mean_
*Dad*: _Buy a red and blue paint_
*Son*: _How can that help_?
*Dad*: _Paint your left ball with the blue paint,and your right ball with the red paint,when you want to have sex_ _remove_
_your underwear_; _If she says_ , _I have never seen_ _strange balls like this in my life_, _that mean she’s not a Virgin_..
_Case closed
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