One day you’re going to wake up and
realize that you should have tried…..
Take Risks, or Lose the Chance and Regret.
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wife: I have good news nd bad news for you.. Which one I shld start with??
Husband: Im very busy tell me the good news only
Wife: The air bags in our AUDI is working nicely!!
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If you ever meet someone who makes your life flow easier
and makes you laugh a lot, keep them, that’s all you need.
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Behavior is a mirror in which
every one displays his own image
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The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??
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I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day,
which must be done, whether you like it or not
Good Morning
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If you can’t control your woman…
Then you’ve found the right one..!
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Love u while we are together and enjoy together to observe what we have around us worldwide.
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A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel: “What are these for?” Angel answers: “These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves.” The man points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this? … Angel says: its Mother Teresa’s. It never moved, showing that she never told lie. The man asks: “Where are the clocks of our Zimbabwean girls?” The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as *OFFICE FANS*
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If you don’t want to discourage about giving.
the best way to avoid it is just give
an don’t expect any thing in return
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Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
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Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?
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Sometimes when i look myself at the mirror
i wanna cry because of my ugliness
but when i look at my little brother i smile
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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
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A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!
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