A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.

When they got to the top , they both counted to 3

the woman jumped but the man stayed

he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute

Who betrayed who ??

Imagine Not Being Able To Wear High Heels👠
Just Because Your Boyfriend Is Short

When the broom realises that a mop is now ready to wipe the floor, it accuse the floor of looking like soil its self. What i mean is that Coca Cola can never drink sprite spirally!

A man gets home early from work and hears strange
noise coming from the bedroom, he rushes upstairs only
to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up” he asked” I am having a heart attack” the
woman cries. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for
an ambulance, but just as he’s dialing, his 4yr old son
comes up and says;”Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding
in your closet and he’s got no clothes on. The man slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door, sure enough, there is his brother totally naked on
the closet floor. “You idiot!” the man says, “my wife is
having a heart attack and you are running around naked
scaring the kids. Come on dress up we need to take her
to the hospital”. Describe the husband in one word

if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!

A girl who want flowers must plant them herself.
We are not garden boys

Some People Have Only Dated One Person And Found Their Soulmates💏..And Then There’s Us Going Around Doing Auditions..