A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7,
3+6 the son of bitch is 9
His mother heard this & asked “what r u doing?”
Boy, “doing my maths’ homework”.
Mom: & this is how ur teacher taught u?
Boy: “Yes”
Infurriated mother called the teacher: R u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?
Teachr started laughing & answerd: “what I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4…
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“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend
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Black Tax was not a problem when it took you to school and raised you but now that you are working and have made it, It has suddenly become a burden?
I’m not quite sure how helping your own family becomes a burden especially if you were once helped too?
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Girlfriend giving house directions to
her Boyfriend:
“come to the front gate of my
apartment where you dropped me,
look for flat 9A,
you’ll find a lift on your right. Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW…
And get out of the lift you’ll find my
flat on left.
hit the doorbell with your ELBOW &
I’ll get to open the door for you”
Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my
ELBOWS only?
Girl Friend: “OMG!! Are you coming empty handed?
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We have smartphones
We have smart cars
We have smart building
When we have smart people ?
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A Lecturer Teaching Medical Was Tutoring A Class On Observation.
He Took Out A Jar Of Yellow-Coloured Liquid. This, He Explained, Is Urine.
To Be A Doctor, You Have To Be Observant Two Color, Smell, Sight And Taste.
After Saying This, He Dipped His Finger Into The Jar And Put It Into His Mouth.
His Class Watched On In Amazement, Most, In Disgust!
But Being The Good Students That They Were, The Jar Was Passed,
And One By One, They Dipped One Finger Into The Jar,
And Then Put It Into The Jar And Then Put It Into Their Mouth.
After The Last Std. Was Done, The Lecturer Shook His Head!
The Lecturer: “If Any Of You Had Been Observant, You Would Have Noticed,
That To Put My Second Finger Into The Jar And My Third Finger Into My Mouth.“
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black girls and fake love for teddy bear and flowers..you people love food,money,cars,Alcohol and Attention!!
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In the era of internet you don’t need a well filled mind, you just got google for that, what is mostly needed is a mind which accepts uncertainty!
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Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you`re best without.
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Stay away from people who make feel
that you are hard to love
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Life is not so simple .
Ups and downs are part of life.
Instead of going to any Jyotshi ,
one should sit below a nice tree in a garden
and start evaluating one’s own wrongs and good things
he has done and find ways to rectify his own mistakes .
Never give up .I am sure that you will one .
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Cheating is old fashioned…
Settle down, support each other,
get money and live a happy life.💞
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Even if God decided to call us in Heaven…
Some girls would ask him “Who Gave You My Number?
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Your word is my favorite sound, your name is my favorite word, your hug is my favorite site.
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Even if the moon and the stars collide
People whom i got out of my life
Will never get a chance to return
because people loose thier sparkle after each goodbye
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Only a black person will be lost in town but still
pretend to know where they’re going
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