IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇
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What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?
Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics
And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.
What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?
Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers,
And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There’s No Network.
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You can’t change people, either you accept who they are or start living life without them..! ☝❤
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I don’t know why drunk people love to speak
near other people’s faces.
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She will text you saying gudnyt honey nd still text another guy
same time nd say i’m at your gate sweet!!
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When she thought you are romantic by helping her
while cooking kant he is making sure u dnt waste his braaipack
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Scroll down I wrote “my bae’s name”
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Us men we don’t like being asked questions but there are two questions we like being asked
“Do you have condoms and Is the door locked “? 😜
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Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..
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To attract better, you have to become better.
You can’t do the same things and expect change.
Transform your mindset. Upgrade your habits.
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Have you been so sad and tired and want to be alone, but at the same time you really wish there was someone who you could talk to.
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-Its Not That I Want You *All The Time*
Its Just That I Don’t Want Anyone Else
To Have You Not *For a Second* .. ‘❤
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Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime
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Your Boyfriend Is With You Because
He Couldn’t Get The Girl He Wanted!!!
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I am done posting jokes on my status,cause
I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”
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My boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call
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