A very good day to this esteemed group, premised on my comprehension and appreciation of my submission to the established fact that The Creator, did not allow the devil’s modus operand to breach our peaceful recess from our daily activities during the night. That concludes my submissions my lords and ladies

Satan didn’t hear anything!!!

That moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is
“Act natural, you’re innocent”..!

Single Guys Are The Happiest People On Earth 💯% And We Live Longer 🔥♥ .. Let’s Stay That Way Gents 🙏☺ , STAY THAT WAY!

Even in this lockdown situation,
my parents want me to get up early and do nothing…
Covid-19

You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫

Guys help me i dont have money
but i want to buy my girlfriend a car.
What should i do?

When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better

If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, Evening – Evelyn, on the floor – Florence.

What do we call a child born in a car?

Whats the point of being a dentist in Cape Town?
Who has teeth there?

I’m not actually this tall.
I am sitting on my wallet.

welcome to KwaMashu where a girl borrow clothes
from a friend to go visit a guy

who borrowed a room from his friend