Girls need to start looking for guys who have goal,
Ambitions and education because 10 years from now
‘Swag’ isn’t going to pay bills
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Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!
Girl: Say, do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: Im the principals daughter.
Boy: And do you know who I am?
Girl: No,
Boy: Thank god!
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Love is like the Sun it shines bright
and warms your heart.
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If you unfriend/block me & later you send a friend request,
kindly note there’s a R150.00 reconnection fee…
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Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys
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Teacher :Peter what is 1-1 ?
Peter:It can’t
Teacher:why ?
Peter :Because it’s twins ….
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My love for you is not like rain ,
which comes and goes away.
but it’s like sky , moves with you all around .
I love you so much Bugga
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TODAY, Don’t think of saying any UNKIND W0RD, think of the people who can’t speak.
Don’t complain about the FOOD yu eat,
some have nothing.
Don’t complain about LYFE, many die
young.
When you’re TIRED of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled & those who wish they had urs.
When SAD TH0UGHTS seem to put you
down, paint a SMILE on your face & thank GOD you’re alive n you’re still around.
LYFE’s a gift. LIVE IT WELL
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Remember back when you were a kid and you
thought your 25 year old unemployed cousin
wasn’t serious about life? Look at you now!😭😭😂
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Up to the age of 30 a man plays Football⚽
From 30 to 50 he plays Tennis🎾 Over 50 he plays Golf⛳
So that shows the older you get The smaller your balls are
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Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want.
It is the belief that God will do what is right.
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You cannot protect two things at the same time.. If you don’t make a decision, you will lose both..
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Some breakups can make you steal your mother’s phone
and text your Bae
“Makoto, Why are you doing this to my child?
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Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter
but she keep on calling me son in law.
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Good relationships are like trees. They provide shade to us shade in all situations of life.
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Don’t let people treat you like a cigarette 🚬, only use you when bored and step on you when they’re done.
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Be like drugs 💊💉
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let them die for you..
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