Apart from “Fine” and “okay”
what other death threats do women use?

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, ‘But why did you call us? ‘ The priest gathered all his strength and said, ‘Jesus died between two thieves…..I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!”

i Just Beat A Homeless Woman So That
She Can Go To Hospital And Have A Bed To Sleep On

Ladies , How Do You Actually Feel When Your Younger Sister
is Cuter Than You ?

Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two

Dating a girl who bleached is not a problem. The problem is when she gets pregnant and you’re expecting a cute baby like NEYMAR.
👇
Then boom POGBA
Swain_da_SpoiltBrat

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home
and found her bathing. since he was blind, she
let him in. After bathing, she came out naked
with her legs spread and started shaving in front
of him and tried to make a conversation by
asking him, brother John, what brings you here?
Is everything OK at home? He replied, yes o, very
fine. I came to tell you that I have done the eye
surgery and I can see very clearly now

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

Poor Old Guy
A man in his 50’s buys a beautiful pair of shoes on his way home from work. When he gets home he asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says no. At bed time he gets completely naked except for his new shoes and again asks his wife if she notices anything different about him. She says well let’s see you’ve got the same old useless cock hangin limp as usual.

He says look at where it’s “pointing”. I bought new shoes!

His wife then says “you should have bought a new hat!