Rules for my Girl
,
*Carry at least R100 whenever you come to
visit me
.
*Come with some food, you know I’m broke
.
*Steal your parents money and give it to me
.
*Whenever we make love you must thank
me with at least a pack of cigarettes
.
*I love a woman more if she buys me
cigarettes
.
*Please call me at least 5 times a day
.
*Send me a good morning, good day and
goodnight message everyday
.
*I don’t come to your place, you must
always come to my place
.
*You must let me fuck your friend, if you
don’t want me to cheat.
.
*We don’t go out, unless you willing to pay.
I’m broke mos.
.
*Don’t come when you on your
periods,unless you don’t mind me crossing
the robot.
.
*Buy me clothes please, at least after each
and every 3 months
.
*I hate women who eat more than me
.
*When I’m moody, kindly give me money or
good sex
.
*When I’m sad, kindly buy me a beer
.
*Read my mind, you need to study my mind,
you need to know when I’m hungry
.
*Lastly please buy me airtime, every Friday
,
Oh! And at least have a side nigga who’ll
give you money so that you can give it to
me.

Google is the second fastest searching
engine…….. A Guy’s eye remain the first
when searching for a beautiful girl in a
crowd.

I don’t mind getting HIV from a Chinese
because I know its fake

Fake Friends – Never ask for food..🍩
👭Real Friends – Are the reason you have NO food!🍜
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
👭Real Friends – Call your parents Dad / Mom
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Never have seen you cry..😢
👭Real Friends – Cry with you😭
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
👭Real Friends – Keep your stuff so long, they forget it’s yours!🎒
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Know a few things about you..💭
👭Real Friends – Could write a book about you📚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Would knock on your front door..🏡
👭Real Friends – Walk right in and say
“I’m home!”🙋
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Will help you up when you fall over🎭
👭Real Friends – Will jump on top of you and shout “dog pile!”🙌
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Are around for a while..🚶
👭Real Friends – Are for life💙
~•~
👥Fake Friends – Say “like you” in a joking manner😄
👭Real Friends – say “I like you” and they mean it💚
~•~
👥Fake Friends – will read this.📃
👭Real Friends – will share this📠

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”

At this point Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”

Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own

Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?

Last night a 17 year old boy walked into a bar and ordered 6 packs of hunters. After drinking he got up to leave, but he was stopped by the waiter. Excuse me you’ve not paid the bill. The boy picked up the bottle and read: “not for sale to persons under 18” call the police.