You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog
with no chain…
And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, it won’t bite” 😲
“Say what!! Are you the dog?
Is the dog you?
No wait, have you been a dog before?” 🤫
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Wife_* : *Beer won’t take you anywhere dear* *_Hus_* : *Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport*