Guys when writing a suicide note
do I greet first or go straight to the point
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I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
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On my first year I met this other beautiful Christian girl dressed up in a very short dress.
Nerio: Hi my name is NeRio, do you mind if I walk you down to your room?
Her: No Dear , I don’t mind at all !!!! 😘 😘. Please do me the honour.
I was so excited that I met a phenomenal girl. When I got to her place, I hugged her and she felt my “D” jumping, kicking off so she smiled and laughed at me then she softly said to me “Matthew 7 verse 7”
I deeply paused, my “D” turned off immediately. I was so damn embarrassed and she noticed I was embarrassed so she said, don’t stress about what just happened, a thing like that happens when a boy is with a girl but you should really go read your Bible. She looked very disappointed in me when she said that.
I walked to my place very slow and disappointed. When I got there I put a pot on the stove to cook my evening meal and I sadly opened my bible, paged it.
Matthew 7 verse 7 “Ask and it will be given to you”
I kicked off that pot with a boiling water and burned my foot. 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 Damn I tell you guys, it’s important to read a bible sometimes
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Son: Dad, Dad!
Dad: Oh, what happened to you?
Son: Sister’s boyfriend has a gun!
Son: where? And why did you know?
Son: I heard because sister was arguing inside the room of sister.
Dad: oh then?
My child: he might shoot sister. Because sister said ” don’t hit it inside. Just outside, please.
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Don’t let anyone define you.
You are who U are because of
YOUR own experiences in YOUR life.
They haven’t walked in YOUR shoes;
they haven’t overcome YOUR obstacles.
If you’re true to yourself then you are being true
to the most important person in your life.
There is something beautiful in everyday of Ur life
U just have to find it.
Search for the Positive & let go of the Negative.
Life gives two gifts. 1st is “Chance” & 2nd is “Choice”
Chance to meet many people in life &
Choice to select the Best ones for life.
So Select the ones U want in Ur Life &
Let go of the ones who don’t appreciate U
cos in the End what matters is only YOU & no one else.
we wish you a Marvelous weekend full of happiness.
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I dont mean to brag but my bank says
I have ‘an outstanding balance’!
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Text a girl a long paragraph telling her how much you love her, I bet she’ll read it 24/7.
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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out,
but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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My favourite memory of my ex is when she left 💕
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I like to make people laugh. If I don’t make you laugh,
remember I said ‘people’ not animals
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If your boyfriend is not spending money on you.
it means he’s saving money to marry you..
.be patient… men are good people
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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Facebook is addictive,when you are offline
you feel like they are gossiping
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If we are dating & you ask me for R1000,
you need to bring an affidavit from your parents
stating they can’t afford you anymore..!
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I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌
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People who let go of grudges understand the value of inner peace. There’s no reason to be bitter or angry
when you can just move on and be happy.
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