A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
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The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you have skipped the name so I will stop my story there. I dont like laziness
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My love for you is a journey starting
at 4ever and ending at never.
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Valentine’s day is nothing to a girl who always gets gifts from her boyfriend and he showers her with love and affection throughout the year. If you making a big deal out of it. You need a new man !
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It only takes one person to change your life: YOURSELF! 🌼🌾
🌱
2⃣. Be yourself no matter what. Some will adore you & some will hate everything about you. But who cares? It’s your life. Make the most out of it! 🍀🍁
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3⃣. Sometimes, you just need to step
outside, get some air and remind yourself of who you are and who you want to be.🌸🌷
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{Advice to bro’s}
Build your woman too don’t just ask to see her for sex, teach her self defence, how to drive, how to read ,help her apply for jobs, or help her to a business idea, and also give her support mentally.
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She- What’s ur name
He- Typing..
S- Hey.. you der?
H- Typing..
S- Hello
H- Typing..
She- Bye
He- Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan
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If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy.
If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing.
If she’s worth it, you won’t give up.
If you give up, you’re not worthy.
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A thousand disappointments in the past
cannot equal the power of one positive action right now.
Go ahead & go for it
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What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol
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BANGWE: Honey, its like
the light in the toilet is now automatic!
WIFE: What happened?
BANGWE: When I opened the
door the light came on and after I urinated
and closed the door the light went off!
WIFE: Drunkard! you have gone to urinate
in the FRIDGE again!!!!!!
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When a black person is losing an argument on fb
they visit your profile and make it pérsonal
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December is time for family.
So if you see your boyfriend with another woman
it could be his cousin or his uncle’s daughter.
Are together Ladies?
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Those Lovely Moments When Your
Really Sleepy,
But
You Don’t Want to Go To Sleep
Because
Your Talking To That Special
Person .. ‘
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I thank God for bringing me to this world,
As for the Angel that directed me to Africa,
i have nothing to tell you till we meet
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You are short because your father
tried to pull out. The rest of your
height landed on the sheets.
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