Mistakes are sometimes the best
memories.
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Mistakes are sometimes the best
memories.
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Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire,
become what you respect,
mirror what you admire.
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Two ✌ terrorists having discussion in a bar.
The waiter asks them what the discussion was
about?
Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 10 thousand
people and a donkey 🐺.
Waiter :- Why a donkey?😯
.
Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told
you nobody will care about the 10 thousand
people
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If you want to make your life comfortable
Then make each n every complex thing
simple .
That’s all ur small thought may be big
And sometime big thought comes as
Small.
Just observe everything and live easy life
Everything can be made as simple.
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MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
MAN: No.
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
MAN: No salary, but I…
WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I’m the BOSS?
WOMAN: That’s why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.
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Depression starts when you want an iphone and
a Brazilian while you’re unemployed
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Life is like a video machine and humans like the television t
hat displays the inserted disc.
To enjoy watching, slot in the right disc of action.
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TOUCHING SAD STORY
A boy was born to a couple after eleven
years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the
boy was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two years old,
one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle
open. He was late for work so he asked the wife to
cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard.
The mother, preoccupied in the kitchen,
totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and playfully went to
the bottle and, fascinated with its color, drank it all.
It happened to be a poisonous medicine meant for
adults in small dosages. When the child collapsed,
the mother hurried him to the hospital,
where he died. The mother was stunned.
She was terrified
how to face her husband.
When the distraught father came to the
hospital and saw the dead child, he looked at his wife
and uttered just four words.
What do you think were the four words?
The husband just said
.
.
.
.
“I Love You Darling”
MORAL LESSON:
The husband’s totally unexpected reaction is
proactive behavior. The child is dead. He can never be brought
back to life. There is no point in finding fault with the mother.
Besides, if only he have taken time to keep
the bottle away, this will not have happened. No
point in attaching blame. She had also lost her only child.
What she needed at that moment was consolation and
sympathy from the husband. That is what he gave her.
NOTE:
Sometimes we spend time asking who is
responsible or who to blame, whether in a
relationship, in a job or with the people we know.
We miss out some warmth in human relationships,
in giving each other support. After all, shouldn’t
forgiving someone we love be the easiest thing in
the world to do? Treasure what you have.
Don’t multiply pain, anguish and suffering by holding on to
forgiveness. If everyone can look at life with this kind of
perspective, there would be much fewer problems
in the world.
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You make me laugh when I’m not even in the mood to smile. That’s why i love you
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength
But loving someone deeply gives you courage
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FM Stands For “Free Mode” That’s Why Radio Also Doesn’t Show Pictures… This Wisdom though.
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Except watching Orlando Pirates
or Kaize Chiefs’s game, what
other things you do to waste your
time?
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”
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There’s nothing in this world irritating like dating a police officer. 😂 😂 😂
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Sometimes when you wake him/her up. He/she would be like, “Hands up. You have a right to remain silent”
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When You Ask God To Remove All The Fake Things In Your Life
Then They Steal Your Nike Vapormax
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