Dating an uneducated girl sometimes is a problem…
Me : goodnight bbe sleep well and have a lovely dreams
Her : thanks my love and may your soul rest in peace

I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.

When politics rules the cue:
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The story that Orlando Pirates beat Kaizer Chiefs 3-1 is not true and is pure propaganda by white owned media. It is intended to make people believe that teams coached by whites perfom better. We are tired of this monopoly capital and propaganda machinery that shows signs of white supremacy. We aren’t going to be dragged by white power to believe all the fallacies. The game never happened, just like we have been brainwashed and to believe that white is mightier. As blacks we are not going to be dragged into that white belief and white rule. The divide and rule by whites. The game never happened, we urge the black people to unite and stop insulting and teasing each other by promoting white stans.

Nothing Is Painful Like A Lecturer Standing Behind You In An Exam Hall
And Says: “Some People Are Writing Nonsense” mxm!

If all men are the same,
why do women take so long to choose one?

Every family has that Aunt who thinks her kids are better than other children,

if u don’t know her, then tht aunt is ur mother

Jack’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well,” his friend says, “you can always have an affair.” “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her.” the troubled man replies. “If you convince her to let you do it, and then it won’t be cheating.” The man agrees to give it a try. The next time his wife seems to be in a very good mood he shares the idea with her that a new partner would add excitement. “Honey,” his wife says, “that won’t help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it.”

You are on video call with your bae then you see your friend’s jacket on the wall of your bae’s room..!?

A grade 2 kid was coming from school he entered the taxi and he started singing “if my father was a King my mother will be a Queen and I’ll be a Prince”
The taxi driver silenced the kid but the kid continued “if my father was the President my mother will be the First Lady and I’ll be the First Son”
then with anger the taxi driver asked the kid “what if your father was a robber what will your mother be and what will you be”
and the boy said “if my father was a robber my mother will be a prostitute and I’ll be a taxi driver!!!!!!?

I don’t go for looks you should see my ex’s
i can even open a zoo

Being poor really hurts, you’ll even take selfies while eating pizza.