I’m that kind of a guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel a bomb defuser
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If someone has something bad to say about you,
it’s probably because they have nothing good to say
about themselves.
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The boy is asking the old man:
– If you could give me just one advice, what that would be?
– OK, son. Remember this: if you have plans to change the world, do it now, while you are single. Once you are married, you cannot even change the TV channel.
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Your phone camera is not the problem.
You’re just ugly like the rest of us. Simple.
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Doesn’t matter how old i am when i see a jump castle i jump in
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The way I’m soo broke I’m even thinking of going to the Loan shark
and borrow a couple of thousands
then do a protection order against him
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Someone told me “you look funny wearing that belt”,,,
hmm! I said, “I will look even funniest not wearing it”.
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When I Was A Woman I Used To Cry A Lot When My Boyfriend Dumps Me,
But Everything Changed Ever Since I Became A Man
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At childhood
“We cry loudly to get what we like”
But,
“When we grown up,
We cry silently to forget what we like”..!
That’s life…
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am i the only one who wipes the floor with the dish cloth while no1 is watching…?
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CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK ,
EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOU DID ,
EXCEPT YOU!
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Happiness keeps you Sweet!!
Trials keeps you Strong!!
Sorrows keeps you Human!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only,
Faith keeps you Going.~~~~~
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Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life,
while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life..
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A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead dreams of flying. But, A pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse dreams of returning home.
That’s life!!
Enjoy yours…
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If wealth is the secret to happiness,
then the rich should be dancing on the streets.But only poor kids do that.
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If power ensures security, then VIPs should walk unguarded.
But those who live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships then celebrities should have the best marriages.
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Live simply.
Walk humbly.
and love genuinely..!
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Above all these : love and have Faith in God for He is the owner of everything.
True or false? ?????
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“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful,
when her lips are closed..!”
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If i lose my bestfriend im gonna lose myself💔😭
that idiot is my everthing😣😭
Mention them
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Dating me and putting me on your d.p is not enough
I want to be your ringtone.
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The best revenge is happiness,
b’coz nothing drives people more crazy then
seeing someone actually having a good life.
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