Your soul mate is afraid to text you because
you are living fake expensive life here on social media
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..
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If your dad owns vrrrrr’phaaa you have a
step mother at high school and she’s repeating grade 10😂😂😂😂…..!
Lets not argue on this!!!!!!!
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Most of church girls think that they are wife materials
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Keep smiling, b’coz life is a beautiful thing
and there’s so much to smile about.
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What doctors write : ~~~~~~~
What you see : ~~~~~~~
What pharmacists see : 6 tablets of panado and 3 injections💉💉💉 of paracetamol
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*Imagine going to hell for small lies like
“I miss you too”*
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
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You visit your ex and she bring you foods…boom the dog jump in you and you be like this dog like visitors neh…only to find that you are eating in its plate!!!!
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Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like you’ve never been hurt.
Dance like nobody’s watching.
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When I am with you.
I feel like hogging U.
B/c I really love you.
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A day will come when Heaven’s gate will open and the cloud will change,
Some people will think its weather for two not knowing its rapture for one
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Dating someone without matric is not safe,
they might leave you the same way they left school….
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I have NEVER heard Pastors preaching about
the Maps behind the Bible.
I think they are hiding directions to HEAVEN from us
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Behind every successful man
is a surprised woman.
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Noko: Uncle am hungry😔
🧓:Dons hi hungry am Uncle Dons😊
🧑Noko: am serious🤨
🧓Dons: nope u r hungry😏
🧑Noko: u r joking😒
🧓Dons : no am Uncle Dons
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