May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!
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As I Open My Eyes Each Day,
All I Want To See Is You.
Good Morning! My Dear,
I Sent You Hugs And Kisses In
My Thoughts. Hope You Feel It
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Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?
We just thought that we must just give you leftovers
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you with me, me with you, and God with us”❤
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“That pain woman feel during child birth,Is the same pain we feel when you tell us I love you as a friend
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Protect your dignity. Don’t over text or call someone who’s intentionally ignoring you, go where you are appreciated, respected and loved💏…
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Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be.
Each of us has the power to give life meaning,
to make our time and our bodies and our
words into instruments of love and hope.
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I don’t want to become anything.
I am already living a life of who I am.
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Experience is the best teacher
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My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute
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Tourist: can you show me the way to the Mortuary?
Me: oh!! That’s easy, Just close your eyes and cross the road.
You’ll be there in no time🚶
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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To change your life,
:
you need to change your priorities
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Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us
enough attention to boost our egos.
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One miss call is enough dont keep calling me like
i have your kidney.
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