These are some proverbs in African Nations.
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina.
(Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with
the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer
who grows corns by the road side have the same problem.
(Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never
tell her to close them, because you do not know her
source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every
night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to
wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day
you will know there is a better way of resolving issues
without using violence.(Kenya)
Five ways to make any man happy in his life.
1st: is to find a girl make him smile
2nd: to find a girl who shares everything with him
3rd: to find a girl loves him true love
4th: To find a girl give him attention
And finally .. !!
He doesn’t let the four girls know each other
I will never betray my friends even if the betray me
They are worst friends ever
I try to be the best for them
They like hurting my feelings
I am worried because I might hurt their feelings
They don’t love me
But I love them to the core
I am not important to them
But……
When I am in danger they are always right their beside me to support me, guess I am important but I was just 2 blind 2 see it!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS
*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What’s your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!
When two people are angry with each other, their hearts distance a lot.
So, they have to sout in other to hear each.
The angrier they are the grater distance and the louder they sout to hear each other. Even they can be 0.01mm away from each other but their hearts are far far away from each other. Therefore they must sout to cover the distance. Now, what happen when two people are in love? They don’t sout even when they are distanced from each other. When the love become grater💓 to💓 extend, just looking at her or him already communicate.😍
