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You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..

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The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited or erased.
It can only be accepted.

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Some girls are really funny you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s
yet your father is still broke in his 60’s.

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I really can’t imagine someone having a crush on me. I can’t imagine someone thinking about me before they fall asleep. I can’t imagine someone getting butterflies in his stomach when i say or even just smiled at them. I can’t imagine someone smiling at their cellphone when we’re talking cause i mean.. why would they do that? They’re just wasting time. I’m just me. Nothing extraordinary. Ain’t special.

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I accept you, every single thing that makes you who you are, from now until the end of time.

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Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely

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Make the impossible possible ,and always belief
what god can do for in fixture.

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Period pains should also be rewarded with
disability grant….
Ladies can I get an Amen.

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One of the hardest things to do is “TRUST”, especially when those whom you “TRUSTED” the most were those who betrayed you

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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..

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*MY END OF YEAR APOLOGY*
✌Those who think I am proud…for one reason or the other.. I’m sincerely sorry for creating such an impression ! *Pls forgive me.*😞
✌🏻Those who think I’ve ignored them… I’m really sorry. *Pls forgive me.*😔
✌🏻Those who felt offended by my attitude or character during or before this year… I apologize.. *Pls forgive me.*😣
✌🏻All those whom I didn’t visit or call during this year… I am sorry.. *Pls accept my apology and forgive me.*😒
✌🏻Those whom I caused any hurt by words or action… I apologise for my behavior.. *Pls forgive me.*😞
✌🏻Those whose promises I didn’t fulfill…I wish I still can but still.. I apologize. *Pls forgive me.*😔
✌🏻Those who felt I am too serious and not friendly at times ..I am really sorry if I caused any one to stay away from me… I apologize. *Pls forgive me.*😔
💙 I love you because without you, there would be no one to call my brother, Dad, mum, sister, Son, daughter, Niece, Nephew, uncle, Auntie, granny, sweetheart, friend, etc
*ENTER 2018 EMPTY !*
Unforgivingness can *block* you from receiving God’s blessings….. Be blessed in 2018
*Live Peacefully with Everyone !*

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Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?

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Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1

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DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??

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