When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_
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Your Social Media is Forever being watched by a Bitter ex😈, Jealous friend😠, Evil Family Member👹 or Someone who claims they don’t like you👿 but can’t get Enough of You!
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Nobody drinks alcohol
faster than someone who
didn’t contribute
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Live for today, because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come
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That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner,
and the only person that loves you is your mom
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pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert
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i know i’m not perfect when coming to relationships. i’m too insecure. i mess up. i get jealous easily. i start unnecessary arguments. but there are 3 things i’m proud of being me.
firstly, i don’t cheat.
secondly, when i love, i love completely.
thirdly, when i choose you, it’s only you.
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A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.
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To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook
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Never leave the one you love, for the one you like,
because the one you like will leave you for the one they love..!
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never trust a guy who likes DJ Khaled
because there’s always another one.
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I didn’t say you were a slut….I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often…
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Shout out to all the Niggas who buy smart
phones for their girlfriends so that they can
send quality nudes to us,your effort won’t
go unnoticed gents we humble appreciate
your hard work
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The best feeling in the world is to know that your Parents are HAPPY,
because of you.
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Cheating is easy , try sumthing
More challenging like being
Faithful..!!!
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If Animal Have Facebook.
These Are Most Likely To Be Their Status.
Cockroach: “Managed To Skip From Someone’s Foot Step Man, I Lead A Dangerous Life Style”
Cat: “My Seventh Child Is Asking Who Is Her Father? What Should I Tell Her? I Don’t Even Remember”
Chicken: “If Tomorrow I Am Not Updating My Status. Means I Am Being Served At Kfc Love You All?”
Octopus: “I Have Just Refilled My Ink Hurrrrrrraaaayyy”
Goat: “Friends, Don’t Go Outside, Eid Holiday Is Coming“
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