Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him
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Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him
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A boy asked 100 women
which shampoo they
preferred
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.
.
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D top ans he got was
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.
.
GET d hell out of my
bathroom !!
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Arguing with a woman it’s like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After an hour you realise the pig likes it
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Dear sis Dolly,
I’m married for 17 years now. Every time my wife and I
have a misunderstanding she demands transport money
for her 3 brothers who stay in Pretoria to come and
beat me up here in Durban .
After they have beaten me, I must still give them
transport money back to Pretoria.
What can I do please? I’m spending a lot. – Siya.
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Sis Dolly:
“Dear Siya, I completely sympathize with you. I suggest
you and your wife just move to Pretoria to save costs..
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Ladies, imagine dating a guy that expects you to date him alone,
some guys are selfish
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You loaned your friend R4000 last year June, since then he/she refused to pay which deteriorated the friendship. Yesteday you beg him/her to just pay you R2000 and forget about the rest because you are having financial emergencies.
Your friend then say he/she can only give you R1500 that’s all he/she have. You feel like you have no option but to accept. You give him/her your account details so that he/she can send directly to your bank.
You wake up this morning , check your account there is R15000 in it. You keep staring at the screen it is indeed R15k. You grap your phone you find 50 missed calls from your dear friend and a text begging you to transfer back R13500 he/she only meant to send R1500 and accidentally added 0 .
So what are you going to do?
1. Send back R13500?
2. Take your full R4000.?
3. Keep all?
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My brother you are 35 years old, but you keep posting “when i grow up…”
what else do you want to grow? Horns?
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All men who wear shoes size 3 to 7 must also wear
g-string and attend baby showers!!!
Lets not argue on this!!! You know what i mean
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Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol
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It always feels good to have someone to brighten up your day
so if things aren’t going good for you lately,
I just want to say keep your head up.
Everything will fall into place at the right moment
and at the right time
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I don’t smoke weed🍀🌱🍀🌱🍀
But went I play Reggie music my mind always become Higher
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No matter what you do…don’t just have 1 child. Give them siblings. That’s the only family they will have when you are gone, Cousins & Aunts(relatives) won’t be there..!
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Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint
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Mom : go Wash The Fish That I Brought From The Market
Me : Woah WTF!!!!!
Mom : What That Means
Me : Where’s The Fish
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A moment of silence to those girls
Who think their current boyfriends
will marry them
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In 2019 we want the shop that sell claps
that makes everyone focus to his/her relationship
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