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Today guys, I was sitting next to this other beautiful girl in the taxi, so I didn’t even know how to approach her as she was wearing a GUCCI t-shirt & iPhone X on her hand, & remember I’m using Mobicel R1, So I just decided to set the alarm for 5 min, I did that, after 5 min my phone started to ring, I pretended as it’s a call , I started to talk , ” hey man , are you done washing my BMW I8 & my Mercedes G63″I said, I pretended as I’m listening ” ohh man how can you wash my Nissan , but anyway it’s fine, I’ll use that one, don’t forget to clean even inside”I said , “Goodbye”…So when I was just finished talking , that Lady whom I was sitting next to , she just said “hello(smilingly)”, I replied back ” HELLO “, in my heart I knew that I’ve won her …Then she said to me “here is your battery, it fell when you were removing your phone from your pocket”, I shouted “taxi driver, drop me here” , I got off from that taxi

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Every Girl in a relationship got a
back-up man just in case you mess up.
So My brother Your mission as her man
is to find out who that is…..and kill
him!

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Sometimes you just don’t realize you love someone
until they buy a car.

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As a kid, you can’t wait to grow up. As an adult,
you wish you were a kid again.

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I wish you a very special and beautiful weekend. Always Adore😍 you!

Be Blessed and Protected

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When church ⛪ needs 1 million 💰 for Pastor’s car 🚗, they call for fund raising.
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_When in the same church 👉⛪ a member needs 1 million 💰 for kidney transplant, they call for prayers

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Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull
and common life.

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Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie and think it’s sexy & freaky.
•°•
Do that to me my sister you will ewallet me money💰 for a new shirt before you leave

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if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone
while she not around, congratulations.
You’re a girl in a lesbian relationship.

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August weather 1 minute its Hot and
the next its Cold then boom its Windy,,,
No wonder its called Woman’s Month..

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3 things you should never break: TRUST , PROMISE , HEARTS

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Sometimes their life is not better than yours.
Their phone just has better picture quality & a better filter..

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This message can’t be viewed because
you are using a cheap cellphone…

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I HOPE your life is full of ” I can’t believe I did this” than “I should’ve done it. “

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Don’t let ‘Social Media’ fool you.
We are all struggling just on different levels!

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Stop being a racist . Wash your
white and black clothes together

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