Seeing A Couple Passing in Front Of My Home
Makes Me Wanna Release My Dogs ..
Like Why They Didn’t Use Another Street ? 😒

There’s No Need For Them To Advertise Their Relationship Here

So when short people🐧 smoke weed🥴 do they get high?

Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN

Sitting in class wondering who would die
if one of the lights fell down.

Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow,
Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.

Guys
Sometimes you Should take the suitcase, go to the airport, take pictures and go back home😂😂😂😂🙈 just confuse the enemy

My duty is to eat rice
and stew at the wedding
weather the bride truly
loves the groom or
marrying him for money
| don’t care.

My phone is saying no service does dat mean no church today

When your family finally accepts that you
are a whore
They will be like
”Please bring pizza when you’re back

Love used to be blind but now
it has received its treatment.
Now it looks at u, ur pocket, ur family &
social status & even ur bank account balance too.

If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

Mama I’ve made it mama I’ve made it.
Does your mom have Facebook?
Why can’t you inbox her and leave us alone