Wat are you doing in February
while you know you’re single.
You should have stayed in January

One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
.
.
Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven

A man went into a restaurant and ordered
his meal. When the waitress came out with
his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb
stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go.
She then brought out his chili, and again her
thumb was in the food. He let it go again.
When she brought out his hot fudge
sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and
this was too much for him. “WTF,” said the
man, “get your damn thumb out of my
food!’ “Well, I injured it a while ago and the
doctor said I should keep it warm.” “Why
don’t you just shove it up your ass?” the
man said angrily. “That’s what I do when
I’m in the kitchen.”

Today was my First Time I Smoked Weed,
I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits.
I Asked Them If They Were Gay And They Arrested Me

My mother wanted to start using facebook
i told her that we pay R500 per month

I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week

Imagine you dating a Guy who can’t make you smile🙄. Ask yourself something my sister, are you dating an exam paper? 🤔

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.

Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work

If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.

if You Want To See Your Boyfriend’s True Colors ,
Just Say That “You Are Pregnant”

Everything Happens For A Reason, Except
Removing Your Eyebrows
And Drawing Them Back On, That Has No Reason.