Did he ever tell you that when you send
him nudes he forward them to us(friends)
to admire?

A pilot on an aeroplane said: Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude, all the baggages must be thrown out.
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A while later, the pilot said: we are still losing altitude, we must throw out everything that is in the cabin.
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The plane continue to descend despite more things being thrown out.
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The pilot said: “We are still going down, we must throw out some people.”
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There was a big gasp from the passengers.
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The pilot continued “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order.”
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So “A” any African on board??
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Nobody moved.
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The pilot said “B” Any Blacks on board?
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The pilot said “C” any coloured on board?
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Still nobody moved.
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The pilot said “D” any Darkies on board?
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An African boy asked his Dad: Dad, arent we Black people? The Dad said “My son tonight we are Zulus”

Whites: We Broke Up😢

Blacks: New Life, New Me. No Stress

If You Come To See Me And They Tell You I’m Not Around But You Still Arguing, I Will Come Out Myself And Tell You Am Not Around

You wait for Her more than 3 hours
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Then She come out wearing A Legging and Vodacom T-shirt
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Ladies😑

My Neighbor Is Looking For His NIKE Shoes,
I Don’t Know Why My Heartbeat Increase Each Time I See Him…

I need a girlfriend
who works at the radio station📻
even when she says”Love I’m at work”
I just turn on the radio,just to be sure

I am Rico, I was still young when grandpa’s ikikwento is the sinking of the Titanic. It’s a true story because it’s really true. Grandfather is one of the passengers and with her grandma. Grandpa really felt like there is something wrong with the ship. How many times he told grandma to sink the ship but grandma doesn’t want to believe. So he did grandpa he cried. ” drown the ship! Let’s wear a gating life jacket!” grandpa’s cry. But no one minded him. Grandma scolded him because he said he was crazy. I didn’t drown it. So Grandpa did he go to the front and there he shouted a shout. ” the ship is supposed to drown! Are you stupid?” grandpa’s cry. But it’s still the same, he still ignored people until the grandfather was discharged in the cinema.

Sometimes i go to Woolworths
just to be shocked by the prices