-You Dont Understand
And
I Cant Explain .. ‘
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To those who failed📖📃
Do u still remember…
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“SIR IT’S NOT YOUR PERIOD”
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Have you noticed that most Girls from Rich Families are Shapeless??
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When ever you are down,
always say, there is a lifting up for me.
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iPhone users.
How many ringtones does the iPhone has?
Why the same ringtone all of you?
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and dont pay at10tion,
theyll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, theyll be 3.
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This winter I’m not dating anyone,
I’m tired of losing my jackets
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If you have a happy relationship, then it’s obvious that
you’re dating the wrong person
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Love is like two people holding a rubber band,
we pull, then when one person let’s go,
it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..
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There Are Two Types Of Pain In This World. Pain That Hurts You. Pain That Changes You….
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If my bae have friends then I won’t buy her clothes or wigs cause her friends will be coming to borrow them and some won’t return them back
Sorry I can’t 😓
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone
do something that you said could never be done.
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There’s this Greek guy who goes to a bar and wants to play smart.
He goes to the barman and says “hello my friend I want an H2O”.
Afterwards, another guy comes and having seen the previous one says
“I want an H2O too”.
He finishes his drink and dies
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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.
2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.
3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.
4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.
5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.
6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.
7•Do the do’s before the do does you.
8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.
9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.
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Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist
“Hello, could you give me con**m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the con**m and as peter was going out he returns and says,”Give me another con**m because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too.” The pharmacist gives him a second con**m and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says “Give me one more co***m because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u’ve given us”.
Ten minutes after, peter was still praying “Thank you Lord for your kindness. ….”
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to the table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”Peter with his head still on the table replies, “I never knew your dad was the pharmacist!”
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That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used
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