There’s this Greek guy who goes to a bar and wants to play smart.
He goes to the barman and says “hello my friend I want an H2O”.
Afterwards, another guy comes and having seen the previous one says
“I want an H2O too”.
He finishes his drink and dies
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Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!
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A nurse lost her cat in a hospital..she asked: Any one got a pussy?
All the woman stood up.
No I meant has any one seen a pussy?.All the men stood up.
No No No… she said “I meant has any one seen my pussy”?
All the doctors stood up
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If you lough without a reason,
u r found guilty for some reason
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Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”
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Some married men will be watching Match in the bar with their side chick and still be screaming that the referee is cheating 😂 😂
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When buying Christmas presents for
Papa/ Prophet/ Spiritual Fathers &
Mothers , don’t forget to buy for your
biological parents… Yes, they may not
speak in tongues but they deserve
your honour and respect..
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Most people who are still in unhealthy relationships are those who stay because of money, material or the kids.
Kids should understand that no one is perfect and you should be an example to your kids never to settle for less.. Never choose material or money over your own happiness.
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Money Doesn’t Change People,
it Only Unlocks Characters That Were Jailed By Poverty.
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Gave this Whoonga boy R10 and told him
TO NOT buy any drugs,
this nigga said to me “Don’t tell me what to do with my money”
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A British doctor says:
“In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man’s liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job.”..!!!
The German doctor says:
“That’s nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job.”..!!!
The Russian doctor says:
“Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another’s chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job.”..!!!
The Zimbabwean doctor laughs:
“You are all behind us.
A few mnths ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.
Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!”
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A Farmer Instead Of Keeping Scare Crow In His Farm Kept The Photo Of Rajnikant.
Can You Imagine What Happened?
Birds Were Bringing Back Grains Taken Last Year.
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When you start behaving like Eskom in your relationship,
don’t be mad when your partner finds a GENERATOR.
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Once I get you,
I don’t plan on losing you
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My sister consider yourself extremely ugly if
you walk pass construction workers and
they continue doing their job!!
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Girl : hey babe , send me R500 I wanna do my hair.
Guy : ok bae cool let me send you R2000 instead ,
sharp.
Girl : I received R2000 babe thanks , but don’t forget that
R500 neh
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