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The best car in the world is a woman… Ask me why

—2 beautiful headlights in the front
—2 great bumpers at the back.
—Self -lubricating when hot.
—Finger touch ignition.
—Automatic engine oil change every month.
—Any type of piston fits.
—Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
—Great accessories.
—Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
—It’s only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.

“That’s why MEN are dying to own one”: please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.

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Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later

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Facebook is meant for chatting but since girls don’t reply to our messages, we are now Comedians and it is working.

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I may not always love you,
But long as there are stars above you,
You’ll have no need to doubt it,
I’ll make you so sure about it.

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people will change when they Lose Interest in you.

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So I was in a taxi and there’s muscular,
weird looking guy in the back. His
phone rings and he answers, “Sure thing
boss, I’m in a taxi with him and I’ll
shoot him when he gets off “.
.
As I am talking to you right now,
everyone refused to get off the taxi,
we’re now at the Taxi driver’s gate

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*Some girls are really funny, you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s yet your father is is still broke in his 60’s …. my sister what are you smoking, Tear gas??

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Please buy your fruit and vegetables from street vendors it’s hot and they loose their capital for unsold stuff it’s perishables.

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That friend that swears you out, push you around and embarrass you in front of people they want to impress or simply show off, is not a friend.

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If you can’t control your woman…
Then you’ve found the right one..!

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1⃣. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.❤
~•~
2⃣. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”💛
~•~
3⃣. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.💚
~•~
4⃣. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.💙

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When you treat your bae right, Then God decides to
bless you with another bae.💆�
•°•°•
Amen!

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To all those broken people:
Your relationship ended. Not your life.
So wipe your tears, seek the great things and keep living

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I want to go to the place where I can
shout all the pain and cry out all the tears.

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