Let’s say you had a lot of money. Anything you wanted you could buy, you would probably have a long list and with all that money, many people would call you successful. But what about that other list? The real list of things that money can’t buy, the list that comes from the heart.That real list probably includes; a longing to be loved, a family that gets along, the needs to be accepted just the way you are, and you want that whole things in your heart to be filled, which only God can do. Have fruitful day wherever you are my people. Much love
When you lock the door to kill a snake and electricity goes off my friend thats when you realize that the devil is using your life to test the new version of temple run.
There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying
“This isn’t working,goodbye” I opened the fridge
and it’s working just fine.
Women know nothing about fridges.
If you want to be happy for a short time, GET DRUNK…
If you want to be happy for a long time, FALL IN LOVE…
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2..!
Boss:Do u believe that there’s life after death?
Tebza:Hell No, there’s no such thing, besides there’s no proof of that.
Boss:Well there’s life after death, u left office early yesterday to go to ur cousin’s funeral, he came here looking for u
Tebza:Eish yah neh!!
i Became Private With My Life 💯 , i Used To Tell My Friends Everything 🔥 ..
But Now , i Don’t Tell Anyone Anything ✋
And if You Ask Me , I’m Always Good
