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Stop giving someone else the job of
making you happy.

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Many of the things we desire are expensive. But the truth is, the things that really satisfy us are free: “LOVE”, “LAUGHTER” and “GOOD RELATIONSHIP”. 💙
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💚Reasons and excuses will prevent you from living the life you were meant to live

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Two mentally disturbed men decided that they have to attend school. So they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school . The following day,one got there early and climbed a tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked:what are you doing up there ? The friend replied : I’m in high school now

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I drove my secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at our office party.
Although nothing had happened, I decided not to mention it to wife, who being a suspicious person, could be very jealous.
Later that night, my wife and I were driving home in the car when I spotted a single high-heeled shoe under her seat.
When she wasn’t looking, I picked up the shoe and tossed it out of the window.
Later, as we got out of the car at home, my wife asked, “Honey, have you seen my other shoe?”
Life of a husband is so difficult and stressful!

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I was talking to myself last night and
we both agreed that you’re crazy..

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1⃣. No one has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with it in a perfect way.
☆🌺💛💢💮🌼☆
2⃣. Smile, because you’re beautiful. Laugh, because you’re living life to the fullest. Stand strong, because haters can’t bring you down.
★🌺💜💢💮🌼★
3⃣. First dates are awkward, first kisses are heavenly, first love is irreplaceable and first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
☆🌺💙💢💮🌼☆
4⃣. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
★🌺💚💢💮🌼★
5⃣⃣. Sometimes the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.
☆🌺💗💢💮🌼☆
6⃣. Good people sometimes make bad choices. It doesn’t mean that they’re bad people, it means they’re human.
★🌺💖💢💮🌼★
7⃣. You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.

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A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

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Good relationships don’t just happen.
They take time,patience, and two people who truly want to be together

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Some ladies have killer body’s but their face’s are like uncle Roland 🤦‍♂️

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Very soon some people will buy presents for themselves,
take pictures of it and caption it “thanks bae”

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I think im old enough now my parents
can move out of the house

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I choose you. And I’ll choose you over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you.

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My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy

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Just deleted all the ugly people, so if you see this you’re my valentine ♥

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If you pay me a visit and I go to the toilet,
you must clap your hands until I come
back ….. I’m tired of thieves

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Dont bother when no one believes u..
Just give them evidence of ur success…
Other stories will fall in place by it self.

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