Conversation with my crush😍😍💔😂
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Her: Hi, how was you doing?
Me: Hi, i’m fine.
Her: Where did you Born?
Me: Where did I Born? How?
Her: Don’t be stupid, where did you Borned yourself?
Me: Come again?
Her: Which come?
Me: I mean repeat again!
Her: I said where did your Borning begin?
Me: I’m confused!
Her: Jeez! Ok, Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop you out, you crying “Nyweee! Nyweee! Nyweee! 😢” Place! Where your mom Bornet you?
…. I’m still looking for a place to faint @….

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say
“Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

It’s too early to stress about love .Just
stress about your qualifications

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
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He kicks the dog, it dies!
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Newspapers report
“LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM
DOG”
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Man says i’m not American
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Report changed
“Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog”
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Man says:
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Actually I’m Pakistani
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Breaking News:
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“Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl…

Sometimes I Sleep Under My Bed
And Pretend To Be A Cockroach

Imagine you’re in a taxi, and the taxi driver
starts shouting “‘damn I’m tired of life”
while driving…
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What can you say/do??

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.

Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee