Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die
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Closing your eyes after switching off your alarm
should be included in 1000 ways to die
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Run after your Destiny….Nobody gets a degree by
mistake, nobody wins the Olympic’s by accident,
success is always intentional. If you run after your
destiny you will automatically distance yourself
from your history. If you run after what is in front
of you, you will escape what is behind you. LIFE is
not a love affair it doesn’t have to be fair…if they
don’t believe in you today they will catch up later
in the future … don’t stop running after your
Destiny- to beg anybody to love you back ,calling
you, caring about you, supporting you, coming to
see you… before anybody can make you give up
on your Destiny I want you to remember Destiny is
personal. Stop trying to fix what is behind you
because you will never be able to fix it but you
can fix your future. Get up and keep running after
your destiny, you may have to walk alone loyalty is
rare on this journey and real situations will expose
fake people to you, you may get there hurting,
bleeding, broken but get there anyway. Your
destiny is greater than your Pain…Just Don’t
despair!
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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.
He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.
Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“
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Some people Chew Chappies until it turns into A Bostick.
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If your ex comes back and ask for a second chance
What would you say?
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1: So this is what I have been missing since
Omo, see fine girls for Christ Embassy, they give out their numbers easily😋🤗
I no dey go Catholic church again
🙅♂🙅♂
2: Some Churches and their funny prayers “Which one is Lord crucify me with your anointing”
🙆♂😂🤣
3: I don’t want my family to Judge the way I eat, so I walk pass them with 2 slices🍞 of bread in my plate and 17 in my pocket
🚶😂🤣
4: Ladies, if he is cheating on you, put some bricks inside your pillow and tell him you want to do pillow fight with him
😂🤣
5: Girls with K-leg be like “God direct my step”
Sister to what?🤔🤷♂
Latitude or Longitude
🙄😂🤣
6: “I spent on him, I spent him”
Nigerian girls after buying you 3-in-1 singlet and one packet of shaving stick
Mtcheww🙄🙆♂🤣
7: Dating so many girls is just a way of confusing the enemies from attacking your main girl
But girls won’t understand this
🙄😏🤗
8: You see my six packs and muscles💪then you think I got your back in a fight
Lol..These things are for Instagram, don’t get yourself Killed
😂🤣
9: Today our pastor asked us to do something CRAZY for God
So I went out and Off the Church generator
🙄🚶🚶
10: If you don’t wanna visit him, tell him straight up!
Which one is “I can’t come again ooo my dad is angry with my mum;
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Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!
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One Day A Man Was Driving Fast, And He Got Pulled Over By A Police Officer.
Officer: “What’s Your Excuse For Going Over The Speed Limit?”
Man In Hurry: “I’m Sorry Officer, But It’s A Matter Of Life And Death”
Officer: “What Do You Mean”
Man: “You See Officer, There’s A Woman Waiting For My At My House And I Have To Go To Her”
Officer: “That’s Not A Death Matter”
Man: “It Will Be, If My Wife Gets There First“
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-Sa chat
Foreigner : Hi beautiful.. Im Horny..
Pinay : Ohw. Nice name..
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Your boyfriend may not own a car. He may not earn a lot of money. He may not live in
a posh estate. He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time. He may not
have a great job. But it’s enough to know you are the ONLY ONE He has at his heart.
He has a vision. He is Honest. He is very hard-working. He is humble. He keeps that
smile on your face. He talks to you every day. He actually listens to you. He always
replies your messages. He tolerates you when you’re moody. His family knows you. He
tells you your beautiful all the time. He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates
the tiniest things you do. He is there when you need him. He respects you. He is proud
you are his…And he treats you like a queen because you are his everything and he fears
to lose you.
Why ask for what he cannot afford? He may not have it all now, but one day he will…
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will… He pictures making a family
with you and he means it when he says that he loves you.
African Ladies, appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need…. He
may not be all the things you need right now but with time he will be, He will get a job,
get the money, he will buy a land and he will build a house for both of you. He won’t be
renting or staying at his parent’s crib forever. He will fulfill all his promises and he will
be a good dad to your children. Just kindly be patient if you seriously love him.
Everything will be fine between both of you. Don’t be pushed around by money and
what you wanna eat now…. I pray you don’t eat up the future of your unborn children!
Please share.
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That awkward moment when
someone walk in while you are changing
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:No matter what happens in life, keep a good heart.
A heart of trust & patience.
Don’t let the darkness of
some people harden your heart.!!
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When a man says he will marry you, then he will. There is no need of reminding him every 10 years 🤭
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If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do
1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me
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Come to think of it its now legal to go to the police station
and lay charge that someone stole your weed
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I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.
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