Not everyone looks good when pouting
Some be looking like they’re blowing candles
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The book of Isaiah 4 vs 1 is proven Mathematically :
.We have 7.8 Billion people on this planet earth.
Women = 5.6 Billion
Men = 2.2 Billion
So, you see my sister think twice before giving attitudes to any man because out of the 2.2 Billion men:
> One billion are married already.
>130,000 are in prison.
>70,000 are mentally ill.
That means we have just 1 billion men available for marriage and out of the
1 billion:
>50% are jobless
>3% are gay
>5% are Catholic Priests
>10% are your relatives
>35% are above 66years,
So, ladies both the married and singles, you have to think before treating any man like trash…
Guys hope I am making sense?
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Husband:I heard our neighbour slept with all the women in this block except one and I wonder who she is?
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Wife:Maybe its Mamfundisi down the road,that woman is stubborn..
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Nothing can Stop God’s plan
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3 Main rules in Relationships:
Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and
Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
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If your Girl calls you more than twice in a day
Break up with her she is a psycho 🤐
Women Dont have Airtime To Call Men☝
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People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…
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Being a man is so cool.. You refuse to give your relatives money
and they blame your wife 🤣🤣
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Stop announcing that you are single everyday,
they have seen it and they don’t want you
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It’s like coming home after a long trip.
That’s what love is like. It’s like coming home.
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I can’t believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents. Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support from a functional household. If you have kids, sh*t on their dreams a little bit.
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Her: when am i gonna see u again?😀
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Me: first of all…u saw me by Mistake
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If numbers in Mathematics were given an opportunity to speak, I think some were going to accuse zero and one . Because any number that is multiplied by zero gives zero. Zero will bring down numbers to nothing. There are some people in life who are like number zero. If you associate with them no matter how great your value is they will bring you down to zero. How about one? Any number multiplied by one remains unchanged no matter how big it is. There are some people in life that are like one. No matter how they touch your life you remain the same. You don’t grow, you don’t improve, you remain at the same level. So here is the twist. What kind of person are you and who do you associate with? This year, I pray that God will separate us from everyone carrying the spirit of Zero (0) and One (1). I pray that God also helps us grow and be greater than 1 so that when we touch the lives of others, we will add value.
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I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because
all it was doing was gathering dust.
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The day I’ll get a hug with my Crush 😍..
I swear they’ll have to separate me from her with hot boiling water and the grinder.
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