I am done posting jokes on my status,cause
I texted my crush and she replied “Ja Mr bean”
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When you will get lost within yourself.
Like really deep.
You will find you have never been alone.
There has been a spirit always living inside you ..
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Let’s do more talking.
Because I believe what makes people distant from each other is that each one builds their own scenario.
Each one analyses what happens according to their mind, their thoughts and how they see things.
Let’s explain things that go in circles inside our minds so we would meet at a point.
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“Books Before Boys
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Because Boys Bring Babies
.
Look now Babies are Bringing R500s
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I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.
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As African we are slowly losing our culture.
I just saw someone eating rice and chicken but it’s not yet Christmas
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Getting offended by something posted on social media
is like choosing to step in dog shit💩🦶🏼
instead of walking🚶 around it..!
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Parents:
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Please start painting houses now cz when you paint around December we get lost when we are drunk
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That moment when a child hits you in front of her mom,
and you can’t do anything you just be like
” yeeeey wena nana yeeeey ”
with that fake smile wishing her mom wasn’t around
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The most positive men
are the most credulous.
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You are the only beautiful thing that has ever come close to me.
You came like an angel out of the sky.
Missing you dear
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You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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IF I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY eehn.you would be like,” 🙁 ”
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I went to de market 2day and mistakenly steped on de foot of an old woman then she started pouring curses on me like “u would never grow gray hairs,you shal never smel wealth .but poverty,u shal always beg for food,children shal never come from u,your generations shal all be poor and a whole lot of curses.So i q apologised to her saying “ma pleas am sorry”.and helped her carry her loads for her and she said,”my son,i never knew you were a good man.you see all those curses i poured on you,they were not for you but the person reading this post”. :l
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If you reading this may the success comes your way,
whatever you praying for may the Almighty answers.
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Even when I am crying😰,
I will still fight hard till I win.🙏
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