Wife : Honey can you you please help me clean the garden ?

Husband: Do I Look like a Gardener?

Wife : Sorry Honey , Ok then fix the bathroom door

Husband: Do I look like a Carpenter?

Then The Husband walks out , After coming from where he went,
he found the garden Clean and the door fixed

Husband: I knew my wife you can do this all by yourself

Wife: its not me

Husband: who then ?

Wife: John our neighbour

Husband: How much did you pay him

Wife : No money, he just give two options . Bread or S*x

Husband: I hope you give him bread

Wife: Do I look like a baker ?

Husband: (Fainted)🤣😂

Him: its over
Fat girl: i dont care atleast i broke your bed

“Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in
5 years?
Rainbow: Taking your job and asking
better interview questions.”

A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking,
but try it with African woman
she will still talk inside your mouth 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

TWO BOYS stole a big bag of oranges from neighbor & decided to go to a quit place to share the lot equally. once of them suggested the nearby cemetery as they were jumping over the gate 2 anter the cemetery , two oranges fell out of the big bag but they did’nt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag few minutes leter , a drunkard on his way from a bar , passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying :” one for me, one 4 u …..one 4 me, one 4 u ……..he immediately sobered up & run as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest ……………………… ” father , pls come with me. witness God & satan sharing the dead at the cemetery” they both back run 2 the cemetery gate & the voice continued ;:” one 4 me , one 4 u…….. one for me ,one for u …….. suddenly ,the voice stopped counting & said “WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE ?” you should have seen the marathon that followed wah ! ! ! the priest almost ran past the church gate shouting .” we a not dead yet ooohh ! ! ! !………. now u ‘re laughing………… don’t be selfish , send it to your friends put a smile on someone ‘s face ..