Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂
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You are evil
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On my way to Cape Town✈ for a funeral😢
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I don’t know who died guys😕…
But the way im gonna cry😢…I’ve got my own problems
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*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Yakobo
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What’s your name?
*4th Student*: Yakobo
*Teacher*: Satan!
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
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Man to pretty girl in a party.
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MAN: I couldn’t find my wife here, can you
please talk to me for a while?
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GIRL: Why?
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MAN: because everytime I talk to any girl,
my wife just appears out of nowhere
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The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
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Yesterday I got a job at the army should
I start shooting people or is it still early
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No horror movie can give you the feeling you get
when you tap your pockets and don’t feel your phone”
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A Father Took His Son To A Village To Teach About Poverty.
After The Trip He Asked His Son About The Poor.
Son Replied:
We’ve 1 Dog, Villagers Had 4
We’ve Small Pool, They’ve Long River
We’ve Lamps, They’ve Stars
We’ve Small Piece Of Land, They’ve Large Fields
We’ve Servants 2 Serve Us, They Serve Others
We Buy Food, They Grow Their Food
We’ve House To Protect Us, They’ve Friends
The Boy’s Father Was Speechless.
Then His Son Said: “Thanks For Showing How Poor We Are.“
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*Have u ever been so broke and then yo girlfriend visits. U decide to buy her a drink…. U go 2 the shop with two bottles, buy one Fanta and fill the sprite bottle with water so that u may keep her company as she enjoys yo last coin. And when u get back to the house she says “Baby serve me sprite its my favorite” 😳🙆🏽♂. My brother u will feel the symptoms of ebola
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Never lie to a girl. Chances are,
we already know the truth before we ask.
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In Africa you will go to a pharmacy and say you want to buy condoms and people will look at you like you want to buy a bomb.. who bewitched you my people?
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I just heard this lady at Pep store saying:
” Even if i buy her a new skirt, she’s still going to fail”
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Rich having a convo with his crush😉
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Rich: Hi☺
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Her: hi, how was u doing?😮
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Rich: Im fine…😀
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Her: where did u born?😑
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Rich: where did i born? How?😨
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Her: Don’t be stupid😐…where did u borned yourself?😠
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Rich: Come again😯
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Her: which come?😟
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Rich: I mean repeat again😕
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Her: I said where did your borning begin?😠
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Rich: Im confused😐
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Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”😢…Place! Where your mom borneth u!😠😠
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Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint
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What baffles me the most in church⛪ is seeing ladies👩 fainting letf,
right & centre but still remember to close their legs
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