You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop

Have you ever eat with swollen heart,
food you bought for a girl who didn’t come?

Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?

Your girlfriend and her parents are unemployed.
But she got a new iPhone 11 🙄

Come here bro, I won’t hit you

Did the priest lie??
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Ireland asked the Priest beside her: “Father,
may I ask a favor?”
Priest: “Of course. What may I do for you?
Woman: “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s
electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday
that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is
there any way you could carry it through
Customs for me……….. Under your robe
perhaps?”
Priest: “I would love to help you, dear, but I
must warn you: I will not lie.”
Woman: “With your honest face, Father, no
one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest
go ahead of her.
Custom Officer: “Father, do you have anything
to declare?”
Priest: “From the top of my head down to my
waist, I have nothing to declare. ”
The official thought this answer strange.
Custom Officer: “And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?”
Priest: “I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.”
Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said)
“Go ahead Father.” Next!
Did the priest lie?

A new Teacher Rainbow walked into a class
one morning and after greeting the
students, he asked, “Do you know what we
are going to be teaching today?”
The students all chorused, “No Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you don’t know.” and he
left.
The next day, he came in and asked, “Do you
know what we are going to be teaching
today?”
They all answered, “Yes Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you already know.” and
he left again.
The third day, he came in and asked again,
“Do you know what we are teaching today?”
Then the students answered randomly,
some saying yes and some saying no, then
Rainbow said, “Those that know should
teach those that don’t know”, and he left.

“It’s over between us” these words will make you
search for your shoes in the fridge! 😢

Stop posting your problems on Facebook and
start drinking alcohol
like the rest of us..!!

Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??

decided to burn lots of calories
today so I set a fat kid on fire..