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My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

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Guys what happens to a car when you press
brake and acceleration at the same time…
Will it take a screenshot shot?

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I am looking for the girlfriend for the second semester. Girlfriend Pocket Allowance R1800, 5GB data montly and R1500 clothes allowance montly.

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The pain of being made fool by the person you’re trying to make fool though

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You can only lose something that you have
but you can’t lose something that you are.

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ADVICE FOR NYAA FROM HIS FATHER:
1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the
attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a
mother to you, your children and your family,
please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that
was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if
you will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will
be difficult for her to spend it when she’s
aware of the home needs and bills to pay but
if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live
a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives
and many children because of our large
farm-lands and many harvests, there are
hardly any land for farming anymore, so
embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did
meet your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace
each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew
how hard you worked to get it, spend it on
that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for
sex, it was because I missed her so much.
Is it tru or the father was bluffing?

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I like to be Alone… But,
I’d Rather Be Alone With You

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I was chased out of the hospital coz I told a covid 19 patient to stay positive

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When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.

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What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?

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They say time heals all things…
I say that must be true,
because with time comes age,
and with age you forget everything!

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“A woman went to visit a doctor with a
black eye!
.
Woman : Doc,my husband always beat me
up everytime he comes home drunk…..I love
him and i can’t get him arrested,can you
help me please!
Doctor : When he comes back home just
drink a glass of water,don’t swallow water
through.”
.
»Woman go back home and waits for her
Husband….she drinks water and doesn’t
swallow.The husband comes back home
and went straight to the Bed…
.
The following day, she visited to the Doctor
Doctor : Did you do as i adviced?”
Woman : Yes!……and it worked,he didn’t
even touch me a Bit!”
Doctor : You see what happens if you keep
your Mouth Shut!!

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I wanted to suggest that when one of us in this App is sick, we can go n visit the person with 1 bag of Rice, 3 chickens, 1 ltr of cooking oil, Dollar 200 air time and cash of Dollar 500 If we all agree to my sugggestion we can start tomorrow, am not feeling well… I am feeling body pains all over.

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Once upon a time,all villagers decided to pray for rain.on the prayer day ,all the people gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.that’s faith

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My neighbour’s Kia Picanto is stuck…..
Anyone with a FILA sneaker, please come and tow it

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Dearth Raw💀

Is When You Tell Your Best Friend About How Nice Your Men Is In Bed And She Excidentaly Say “I Know Plus He Is Too Huge”

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