Pls am very sorry for not updating regularly
this days, it’s because my iPhone 6 had a
problem and my iPad battery is dead, my sister is with
my Samsung galaxy note 4. Am just here at home
sitting alone since my parents travelled to
London. I would have loved to Skype with you but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I have to hit
south Africa to get a new one. I wanted to visit the
mall tonight but my aunt went out with my bugatti
and my junior brother is out with the 2014 range
rover, the Toyota highlander had a little problem, the
tyre of Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving Lexus jeep
at night, I tried calling our driver to come and
pick me with my mums Ferrari but I don’t have any
credit , so can you please send me Load
so that I can call him plz?
If your girlfriend comes home from school and
says “School was fun..” She is cheating! My
brother there is nothing fun about school! She is
dating the lecturer.
Iam still young and beautifull …keep saying those words evry day cause you are amazing no one deserve or worth your tears ….cause we are strong and powerful ❤salute to evry broken heart girl 😊
Nyaa entered into a pub 4 drinks with other friends.
After 2 hours of drinking , the bill comes and it reads :
Mr Nyaa : $4,50
Ms Ngena : $4,50
Ms Xolie: 4,50
TOTAL : 1,350
when Nyaa saw the bill he turns to the barman and raises his voice ;
Haaaaa!! I will only pay for Ngena and Xolie as for Total , he will pay for himself coz we did not invite him after all he owns a lot of garages country wide
you know what’s the sadest and hardest thing ever?
when you use a quote to say your love to someone and
you can never use that quote again when you breakup
because you will cry
The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
