I stopped trusting girls when my grade 3 girlfriend left me for a boy
who had new crayons in class

Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.

Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger

If u pay me a visit and I go to toilet u must clap your hands until
I come back ..am tired of thieves

In South Africa once the pee is not Yellow we don’t flush
.
Water 💦 is scarce

Don’t = do not
Haven’t = have not
Won’t = wo not

English is my thing

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question;
“How did you get my number?”

I’m looking for a single lady here inbox me
for more details I’m selling single beds

1. Tell your WIFE
*”I LOVE YOU”*.
She will say
*”I LOVE YOU TOO”.*
2. Tell her
*”I MISS YOU”.*
She will say
*”I MISS YOU TOO”.*
3. Tell her
*” I love you so much”.*
She will say
*”I love you more and more”.*
4. Now tell her
*”Am sending R1 500 to ur
account”.*
If she says I am sending
you more than that, I will leave
Mzansi go on exile to Afghanistan
immediately.

Surprise Your Boyfriend Tonight 😂😂😂 When He Text “Goodnight Babe” , Reply “She is Asleep Bro” Then Switch Off Your Phone