Men……………
•Once you lie😪 to a woman, you lose her trust🙄
•Once you disrespect😏 a woman, you lose her respect🤗
•Once you break a woman’s heart💔, she will never ever love💕 you the same!!!
Always handle her with extra care🤗
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You want & you get, that’s LUCK
you want & you wait, that’s TIME
you want but you compromise, that’s LIFE
And you want & you wait & you don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
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Boy complains to his father: You
told me to put a potato in my
swimming trunks! You said it
would impress the girls at the
pool! But you forgot to mention
one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in
the front. 😂😂😂
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You can buy gifts but not love.
You can pretend smile but not happiness.
You can lie to others but not to yourself.
You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
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Village girl:Can I have an ice cream
Cashier :Which flavor?
Village girl:Sugar flavor
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Being different isn’t a bad thing.
It means you’re brave enough to be yourself.”
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Don’t rush into another relationship after a breakup. …
.wait for at least 15-20mins
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When they say two head are better than one,
it doesn’t mean any two heads combined are better than one.
When you get attached to a wrong head you will discover that is bitter not better.
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“Life doesn’t come with a remote.
You have to get up and change it yourself..”
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That moment when your girlfriend have stretch marks………
.there is no need to call her babie,
sweet or any other romantic name.
When calling her just be like ‘my sexy zebra’
how are you sexy zebra’s
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exam will make u ask yourself
if you wanna leave school or
u want school to leave you🙆🏻♂️
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After a few drinks i become very alert.
When i cross the road:
I look left and right for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplanes, look down for bombs, look back for kidnappers, hold my bag tight and watch the person beside me then walk zigzag to avoid bullets
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This thing of applying for jobs online is rubbish waitse..where do I pour my anointing oil now…on the memory stick or on the whole computer..where? Where?? Where???
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He Cheats On You
– He is Violent Towards You
– He Doesn’t Respect You
– He is Using You
– He Mistreats You 😠😡
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And You Are Still With Him Because Y’all Have Been Dating For Years 😬😏 …. Are You Dating The Years Or Him ?? 😕😒 What Happened To Being Happy ??
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I’m scared… because…
I don’t want anyone else to have your heart,
I don’t want anyone else to kiss your lips,
I don’t want anyone else to be in you arms,
I don’t want anyone but me to be the one you love.
I’m scared because I don’t want anyone to take my place..
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They say time heals all things…
I say that must be true,
because with time comes age,
and with age you forget everything!
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