Some of you, if we wipe your make up,
you are going straight back to 2009.
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Hi I’m Lillian Dube, I’m a proud ambassador for clientele , I’m also a mother, grandmother, with three beautiful grandchildren, I remember going to uncles funeral as a child, and being so embarrassed Because there was no money, we had to beg and borrow just for basics, I promised myself that will never happen at my funeral I got a life cover. Please listen, this is very important, if you don’t have a life cover, get it today. It is easy and the premiums are affordable. SMS now, look at the number, I know the number is always there..”HaHa”
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The time is 04:55am and I’m so tired Shem
I really had a busy night😊…
mxm anyway i really need to buy a new broom…
the old one got broken😏
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“A Zimbabwean man walks into a Capetown
bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says
he is going to Zimbabwe on holiday for two
weeks and wants to borrow R20. The bank
officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for such a loan, so the man handed
over the keys of his new BMW M3 parked on
the street in front of the bank. Everything is
checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. An employee
drives the BMW into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
man returns, repays the R20 and the interest,
which comes to R25,41. The loan officer says,
“We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you
are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why you would bother to borrow R20? The
Zimbabwean man replied, “Where else in
Capetown can I park my car safely for two
weeks and pay only R25.41?” Zimbabweans will
always be Zimbabwean and intelligent
too……proudly
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A perfect relationship isn’t actually perfect at all,
it consists of two people who never give up on each other
despite any hurt or pain.
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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time
you were truly happy…
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To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed.
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A house girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased…
*House girl:I can cook better than u
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam: OK second reason….!
*House maid:I can iron better than u.
*Madam:Who told u that?
*House girl:Ur husband told me.
*Madam:OK,last reason.
*House girl:I’m also better than u in bed(Madam got furious, grabbed a stick to smash her head)
*Madam:Did my husband say that?
*House girl:No,the driver told me I’m better than u in bed.
*Madam:Shhhh!Lower ur voice please! I will increase ur salary immediately. You’re such a hard working girl.
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I hate people who speak big grammar
just to make you feel PERSPICACIOUS😏
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If you win 5 million :. How much would you give your bae .
Me:R70
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If she respond by saying: “I have a boyfriend”…
Keep Trying Bro..✊😎
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Faithful Women don’t Reply.
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Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.
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I can’t speak with Indians with red dot 🔴 on their forehead.
I feel like they are recording everything I say
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Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with my friends’s wifes and daughters. Should I marry them also ?”
Dr Phil : “Voetsek Zuma, I know its you !”
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There is no better proof of love than standing in front of someone and showing your soul.
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I don’t trust easily. So when I say I trust you,
Don’t make me regret it.
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