Sometimes you have to leave 🚶,
Not for ego 🤓 but for self respect
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Sometimes you have to leave 🚶,
Not for ego 🤓 but for self respect
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Ladies who buy their own airtime,
data , food and pay their own salon
bills…where are you???
Can you show yourselves by Liking
this post.
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Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store
and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and
I saw your dad paying the bill.”😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Don’t waste your time with people who seek attention
they are just bored with there life.
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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read
Air freshener ingredients
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I will never watch a Nigerian movie again
how can a ghost wear a face mask?
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When you at Shoprite and someone asks you “Sorry my Sister, You Work here?” Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!
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Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes,
but when we look back,
everything is different.
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Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
– Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
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It’s okay to be scared. Being scared means you’re about to do something really, really brave
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When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!
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Good Morning Indoor Prisoners..!☕🍞🍳
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You thought dogs were hard to train… Look at the humans that can’t sit and stay at home…💁
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Some Of You Only Go To Church To Avoid
Cooking And Cleaning..!
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Cheating was all fun and games until
girls started to cheat too.
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Sometimes I wonder if normal dogs see police dogs and think
“oh shit!!! It’s the police”
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I have seen better days* ……. but I’ve also seen Worse
I don’t have everything that I want ……. but I do have all I need
I woke up with some aches & pains …….. but I woke up ❗
My life may not be Perfect but ……. “I am BLESSED “
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